Scottish Elises

etiquette my ARSE!!

i just roll down my window and shout "oi hairdresser, ive got your bird in here gobbling my peice!! She reckons my pee pee's bigger than yours if i fold it in half!!"

Works most of the time

yes, he quite often scared the sh*t out of me in it when i was a pup
top bloke

woooo-saaaahhhh

Took the tango wagon to work only to find i couldnt get parked due to some plonker parking his 4x4 in front of our entrance gate. So while i waited for the tow truck to move the offending vehicle i decided to go for a wee blast around huggy loch. My god i forgot the car had a rev limit higher than 5...

what sort of forum-buddy mates rates can you offer...? Oh, and have you got any Princess in stock? FANTASTIC rates :P :wink: especially this week! Yes i have just took in an extremely well looked after Princess 440, she is going for £189,995 which is what we paid for her! Check out my website and s...

Prossers was my dad and his brother in Royston Road. He got sick of cars and after his brother died he set up Prosser Marine in Blochairn and sold the car garage to Arnold Clark. Same family, different product now :D You can get something at very silly money just now. We just took in a mint 26ft spo...

it is prossers mr mac :D and while im on the subject im dropping my pants on prices this week to move stock quickly as we have over 100 boats in stock just now :shock: Anyone fancying anything from a jetski, sports run about up to a full bhoona million pound plus playboy boat feel free to enquire 8)

I`ll be up in a minute to do a runner with your wagon. 3pm OK? Any chance you could hook up a sealine 47footer as well I'll have that too. ha ha ha, not a good idea mate, police all over the joint just now. Think somebody got fcuk up just round the corner. Never a dull minute in the east end :D Som...

thats cos its my company

i dont think anyone round here would be stupid enough to steal my car mate

now whats more disturbing....that i wrote something similar to that...or that you managed to ever so quickly pick those specific words out of a sentence JJ?

link posted in track section

http://www.exiges.info/archive.htm

before anyone asks this is not me driving...this was the original owner of my car. I am no threat to shumacher

tis my car gordon, two seconds later it spins out too mwahahaha
its angelsey circuit. The first owner was a proper track fiend and has loads of in car video clips of the car on the track raping scoobies and caterhams etc. Ill see if i can post a link...

on way to work this morning in my angry orange rollerskate, onto the erskine bridge climbing through the rev range in second gear feeling like a proper schumacher as i rip past a challenge from a fiat uno (he was going for it i tell you!!) all of a sudden a gay puff of wind nearly blows me right off...

bloody hell!! For a car that only has 599 other siblings, god knows how many in chrome orange, its sods law that there would be another orange s1 in the same town as me Happened before with my type 23