Scottish Elises

When are you selling me the Golf???

Isn't that what he always does?

You should have bought a kombi with cruise, DSG, and room for the bikes

I really enjoyed it, especially the Tracktor bit. Made me chuckle.

Was just pointing out that real vmax won't be achieved on a runway. Quiet road or motorway required

Honda S1 did 160mph but took quite a few miles. More than the length of a 2 mile runway

Kawasaki ZX10R does 182mph on a 0.7 mile straight

Also interested in secure parking details for my van please Andy

I've had mine for 2.5 years, had zero engine lights, and zero problems. Well, other than a puncture the other day. And yes, 180bhp. with TWO turbos. You could probably fit a chavvy wastegate to it so it went ppptttssschhhhh when the DSG gearbox changed gears. Did I mention it's a DSG? What age is i...

I've had mine for 2.5 years, had zero engine lights, and zero problems.

Well, other than a puncture the other day.

And yes, 180bhp. with TWO turbos. You could probably fit a chavvy wastegate to it so it went ppptttssschhhhh when the DSG gearbox changed gears. Did I mention it's a DSG?

If I wanted to sell my van, and I'm not sure that I do, I would recommend you buy mine. It's the most reliable vehicle I've ever owned, it's the one I've treated the best, it's within your budget, it even has 2 spare wheels with winter tyres. But I don't know if I want to sell it, never mind to you....

Didn't you used to have a BMW 3 series and said it was sh*t? I remember you moaning about it a lot

What is slack?

Is it any good? Might get one for cold winter mornings in the van I bought heated seat elements for the 340 for winter runs. I would imagine you could stick these to some seat covers for the van and job done. Still got them if you want to buy me a pint ;) I remember only one of them working on the ...

Am I the only one capable of saying "I'm taking the evora, if you don't like it, drive yourself"

Come on guys, strap on a pair

Is it any good? Might get one for cold winter mornings in the van