Cleaning advice

rossybee · Post by **rossybee** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:18 am

bertieduff wrote:....but if its a wind up it's gotta be worth the price of a jar to see someone make a t*t of themselves, so that's not much of a guarantee you're giving

Sounds like the old "Bet you a fiver I can make your nipples erect without touching them" story....

Girl says "OK, you're on"

You grab her jumper puppies & have a right old grope, she's speechless (but erect)

You say "Ah well, here's your fiver"

GregR · Post by **GregR** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:42 am

DDtB wrote:/ checks date to make sure it isn't still April 1st !?!

I get enough funny looks from the neighbours when I spend too long cleaning the car.... I ain't gonna start rubbing peanut butter into it too.... they'll call the men in white coats to come and take me a way!!!

I thought you used gentleman's relish...

rossybee · Post by **rossybee** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:56 am

GregR wrote:I thought you used gentleman's relish...

He does, it's his method of application that gets the looks from the neighbours - "feeding the ducks" springs to mind