Scottish Elises

Not long off the phone tonight to Lesley and she tells me the S4 has a big huge stain/mark on the paint in the middle on the bonnet where some bird has pooped on it.... I asumed it was of the feathered variety but you never know...

Does anyone know a decent detailer in the Fife area..? The car could do with a proper polish as there are some other minor scuffs on it that should polish out.





First post in car care... slightly embarassed being here to be honest...

Ally is your man : http://www.scottishelises.com/phpbb/vie ... 13&t=15244

...bloody polishers

Paolo wrote:...bloody polishers

Paolo wrote:...bloody polishers

PMSL

Victor Meldrew wrote:Not long off the phone tonight to Lesley and she tells me the S4 has a big huge stain/mark on the paint in the middle on the bonnet where some bird has pooped on it.... I asumed it was of the feathered variety but you never know...

Does anyone know a decent detailer in the Fife area..? The car could do with a proper polish as there are some other minor scuffs on it that should polish out.





First post in car care... slightly embarassed being here to be honest...

Just spoke to Lesley, you were wrong about the bird type, it was indeed Big Mary from leven that shat on your bonnet, I fear the worst.............

Will give her a call and go have a look at the shatmark sir, cheers

allyrennie wrote: it was indeed Big Mary from leven that shat on your bonnet, I fear the worst.............

Will give her a call and go have a look at the shatmark sir, cheers

Best way to clean off; then some

don't (as my mother did) use a brillo pad!

edited as thats my maw so leave off!

BiggestNizzy wrote:don't lick my mother use a brillo pad!

I will not be brilloing or licking anyones mother thank you very much

Especially if that's her in the avatar

BiggestNizzy wrote:don't (lik my mother) use a brillo pad!

anyone else read that the way I did?

philthy wrote:

BiggestNizzy wrote:don't (lik my mother) use a brillo pad!

anyone else read that the way I did?

Yep

Remember a bird once in Mombassa back in the 60's, and I had wire wool rash for days, as I swear blind that it actually was a Brillo pad down there.

tut

No kebab-munching then tut?

rossybee wrote:No kebab-munching then tut?

That reminds me... when is the next Dundee beers....