I can see the House Rules on the wall now...
1. Ali is not to touch the phones.
2. Mark is not to touch the spanners.
3. Nobody leaves the building without a receipt from the shiny noo printer(s), courtesy of AMP3 Our Patrons
4. No work started unless booked in.
5. No work booked in unless Mark says OK.
6. No work booked in if Ali says OK.
7. No car handed back unless booked out.
8. Only Mark makes the coffee.
9. Only Ali does lifts to the Customer Waiting Area (Sainsbury's cafe).
10. All voicemail messages returned same day.
11. No working until 3am.
12. No homers.
13. No foreigners.
14. No mobile recovery except for Tut.
15. And most of all. No return to the Bad Old Days. Vive la SLS
