Boyracers must die

gordon · Post by **gordon** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:53 pm

Bit of a story here....... Driving to work this morning in the wet, came out a 30 to a 60 limit and the car in front sat at 30. Soooooo, dropped to 2nd and pulled out to pass, (next to a quarry entrance, a bit slippy) and the rears spun up a bit as i was gettin alongside (rears are on 2mm-ish) not a problem, kept it pinned, let it shimmy a bit, nicked into 3rd, got a wee tad more wheelspin and passed the car no probs. Nice little move i thought smiling to myself. Sped up to 60 and continued on my commute. Then i notice the Corsa i'd passed was now almost imbedded in the rear clam. Continued on my way ignoring the little tit. A mile or so later i pulled of onto a b road to work. Corsa then follows me along the straight for about a mile, then realises i'm not taking the bait and pulled out to pass (at about 2 mph faster tham i was travelling!!) only to realise theres a right hander approching. I brake to let him in, he panics and turns in too fast on the brakes and promptly fishtales about 3-4 times and mounts the righthand verge and spins the car to face me half on/off the road. Stop to ask him if he's ok and the ned goes mad sayin i wouldn't let him in, then immediately realises theres no squad of fellow neds to back him up and bricks it, mutters some sh*t, and wheelspins his car off the other way down the road. Then tonight i get a visit from the local cops asking about an incident that happend today and gave me a sarky talking to about my driving????????? i am now on a one man mission to ram all neds in Corsa's off the road and rip their f**kin heads off. Thank you for taking the time to read my whinge

Post by **simon** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:23 am

Rag_It · Post by **Rag_It** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:08 pm

Just like I say to myself at work, always cover your arse!

Get in their first, you should have phoned them to say by the way some wee ned blah blah blah. The the police can go ram their sarky talking to!

Anyway hindsight and all that!

Dave

gordon · Post by **gordon** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:27 pm

The copper was talking to me like i couldn't drive worth a fu*k. I was ready for inviting him up to the next hot marques night and showin him what an Elise is all about.

Then i watched him crunch his Astra panda car into reverse and mount the kerb on his 3 point turn out the street.

I thought about calling them first, but in Dec when some other neds lobbed an egg at the car and marked the paint on the hardtop (who would have thought an egg could scrape into the paint ??) i reported it and you would have thought i'd asked the cop for a ride at his wife. He just stood there blank, staring at me, then started saying if nobody was injured, boys will be boys and all that. Complete waste of time.

CSK423 · Post by **CSK423** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:44 pm

I like how you're story starts off with YOU over taking him and wheel spinning past lol

If I was in that position I would have taken the bait on the straight dropped a cog and fooked off that would have been the end

gordon · Post by **gordon** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:29 pm

Not intentional honest, but seein as it done it i thought i'd keep it pinned for a laugh. Plenty of room tho, i was nowhere near him.

ninja · Post by **ninja** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:46 pm

-he's 17-18

-he's a vigin

-he's never getting a sh*g

-he drives a cr*p car cos it's all he can afford

-he works in mcdonalds and next week he (may) get promoted to prepairing fries

-he's not actually sure what the 3 pedals in the car do - just passed his test!

-he spends his night outside the chip shop with his mates and that girl that looks a bit like a dude, he kinda likes her cos he thinks he's got a chance. but he doesn't

-he's still not getting a sh*g

you on the other hand :

- drive a fecking supercar

- can overtake him like he's standing still

- and you car sounds fast without an 8" exhaust pipe!

- have a sex life

- a good job

- can buy drink without a fake id

of course he called the cops! he's jealous

just laugh it off and if you see him again smile and blow him a kiss (especially if his mates are there)! lol

ninja

pizzaboy · Post by **pizzaboy** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:12 am

I think gordon was correct in not stepping up to something as pointless as a riced up shopping trolley mobile. I get twat racers tailing me regularly but im sorry, Im only up for it if they have an actual manufactured sports car like an evo, scoob, Type R etc otherwise wheres the fun..the satisfaction or bragging rights?

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Tis a waste of petrol playing with something thats essentially a "modified" economy car and more than likely they will be driven by inexperienced oafs that pose a danger.