The Beast

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:14 am

The new car: BMW 530 V8 auto, subject to testdrive:

I will have it retrimmed in imperial purple velvet and have a bunch of ho's in the back

(Or more likely have it full of crap going to the tip...)

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:20 am

RICHARDHUMBLE wrote: (Or more likely have it full of crap going to the tip...)

Including one S1 cylinder head.... you dont think she's going to let you keep it in the house now do you

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:24 am

I may have a taker for the low port head! And not as a boat anchor/doorstop/paperweight!

There is a guy at work who has just bought a Rover 200 1.4 8 valve I am working on flogging it to....

We will have a shed for my stuff... Well some of it anyway.

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:33 am

RICHARDHUMBLE wrote:I may have a taker for the low port head! And not as a boat anchor/doorstop/paperweight!

There is a guy at work who has just bought a Rover 200 1.4 8 valve I am working on flogging it to....

We will have a shed for my stuff... Well some of it anyway.

Wont fit much in the Elise

If you want I can slope off down that way and help you paint it..

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:36 am

No, but I can fit the Elise in the boot of the beast....

And still get 4 people comfortably inside

thinfourth · Post by **thinfourth** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:00 am

Oh look another white BMW

We all remember the last one of those

Post by **simon** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:29 am

thinfourth wrote:Oh look another white BMW

We all remember the last one of those

I remember an orangy, rusty tinged one but I'm not sure about a white one

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:56 am

No rust as yet. I will perform the shed test and jack it up though, if the jack goes up but the car stays down, it's a shed...

The shed is dead, long live the shed...

Post by **Shug** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:36 pm

Ooooh ooooh, loook!

It's got an alloy tax disc holder.... worth 20hp, you know

I've got a spare Elise one if you want it

Novice Racer · Post by **Novice Racer** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:28 pm

I am looking for one of those.

Fancy a trade for something......? (hetero)

NR

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:52 pm

You are a bad haircut away from starring in Miami Vice in that.

Post by **Shug** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:03 pm

Novice Racer wrote:I am looking for one of those.

Fancy a trade for something......? (hetero)

NR

The tax disc holder? Surely not.... resist the tat

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:10 pm

Novice Racer wrote:I am looking for one of those.

Fancy a trade for something......? (hetero)

NR

Or do you mean a white BMW? Hands off it's mine!

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:28 pm

Shug wrote:Ooooh ooooh, loook!

It's got an alloy tax disc holder.... worth 20hp, you know

I've got a spare Elise one if you want it

I have a feeling a 3 litre V8 won't need any more power*

*yet, watch this space!

Scottish Elises

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