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Why do the simplest of jobs...

Post by SteveBanks » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:18 pm

...take so fcuk long and end in disaster :evil:

I got some new plates for the Exige and done the DVLA tax change etc. so thought I'd better fit them when I got home. It was dark and wet and I couldn't use the garage as my (George's) 111s is in there...argh, it's your fault George :wink: Anyway, drove the car up to the garage door to get some light to do the front.

The front plate was squint when I bought the car and it's always annoyed me. Removed it to find about 5kgs of sticky residue behind it! Couldn't be arsed to clean it off due to the conditions but thought, nope, do it right - it took about 40 mins to get the bloody stuff off! Then got my proper sticky-back-foam-number-plate stuff I'd bought for the job and lay in the wet drive to make sure I didn't put it on squint. Lined it up, step back to look at it - perfect!

Thought thank god for that, at least the rear will be quicker. I couldn't see at the rear of the car so decided to reverse back up the drive to get some light from the garage. Jumped in the car and started reversing out on to the road to turn it around. There is a small drop onto the road but normally, if taken slowly then nothing scrapes...crunch...I'd put the plate on too low. Get out the car to see the plate lying on the driveway, take a mini tantrum and then throw it into the field before going into the house in the huff...then returned 5mins later to get it out the field.

I have no tape left.

Almost an hour of wasted time...for bloody number plates…arghh!!!

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Post by Dominic » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:37 pm

Welcome to my world of mechanicing :lol: :evil: :cry: :roll: :evil: :cry: :lol: :shock: :? :( :o :D :drive

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Re: Why do the simplest of jobs...

Post by robin » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:40 pm

Tiger seal, or no nails ... or an old fashioned self tapping screw :-)

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Post by Mr Momo » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:45 pm

ha ha

You must have looked like Ford Kiernan in Chewin the Fat

my week :

leak under sink - remove old plug and pipe - slit top of finger on plug hole (alu) whilst cleaning prior to refit (f*ck), blood everywhere, gauze/plaster, refit plumbing - dodgy goo all over gauze dressing (smelly green stuff) - refitted plumbing leaks, try again - all ok, but bit where new plumbing fits to drain is a previous owners botch job and now leaks ...

Aaarrrggghhh

I HATE DIY

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Post by pete » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:45 pm

We are having new windows put in the house and the gaffer is admiring the car - actually asks me to take him out before I offer!! So I take him for a blat down a favourite road and on the way back pull into someone's drive to let him bring it back down the M Way and crunch. Front clam grounds on the steeply sloping drive I've picked to do a U-ey in. Both sides of the front splitter, it has ground right through them..

150ukp at the friendly local bodyshop (see posts passim). The window gaffer chap was so nice he offered me 50 quid this morning (this all happened yesterday) as he felt guilty - not his fault at all, I was driving..

And the last three days I've been laying insulation (and fitting lights and flooring) in the loft. Which is a sh*t way to spend your time and one of the reasons I ws so keen to take the car for a blat in the first place.



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Post by peck555 » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:57 pm

I know what you mean,spent the whole day today priming my cabinets in the kitchen for paint.All day...my arm hurts. :roll:
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Post by Michael » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:33 pm

In the middle of removing front clam single handed.....aaaaaaaaargh!

Actually its not too bad. Its just those little plastic fasteners that boggle the mind.

Wondering what im gonna find....coolant is leaking and flying up onto the left side of wind screen.... Hope its the hose. Maybe its gonna be my third rad. :?
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Post by Rich H » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:06 am

Dominic wrote:Welcome to my world of mechanicing :lol: :evil: :cry: :roll: :evil: :cry: :lol: :shock: :? :( :o :D :drive
That is a scary thing to behold.....You solution would probably involve nails and a sledgehammer....
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Post by Dominic » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:45 pm

RICHARDHUMBLE wrote:
Dominic wrote:Welcome to my world of mechanicing :lol: :evil: :cry: :roll: :evil: :cry: :lol: :shock: :? :( :o :D :drive
That is a scary thing to behold.....You solution would probably involve nails and a sledgehammer....
Gaffer tape & cable ties fixes all! :oops:

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Post by renmure » Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:49 pm

Staining decking boards and rails.... all day!! :shock:

No disasters but... It cant get any more boring than that.

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Post by Blaque » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:04 pm

How about glossing sash windows, that was my job today, and I managed to fall with the ladder and break 3 floor tiles. So now they need to be chipped out and replaced. I don't think I'll ever get this bathroom finished :cry:

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Post by bertieduff » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:57 pm

I just stayed in bed and cracked one off.

That gotta count as DIY. 8)
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