Went out with Uldis and a few friends last night. Uldis had a busy Sat so went home early.
So I hit the town with the other guys. Lots of boozing till 3am.
We got chatting to these birds...nothing flirtacious just drunken chat. 2 of the are sisters and are OK looking, one is hideous and the other two are lesbians...cool you think...but no....fookin scary.
Anyway one of the sisters is steaming, totally peeshed!
So at close I go outside to wait on my mates and the drunk sis is standing on her own in a total daze. So being the gent I am try and help her find her sister. Had to phone her using this girls phone but the sister does not want to know. Goes a little like this:
Me: "Hi, I'm with your sis who is a little worse for wear. Could you meet her outside the club."
Her: "No F*ck off, she can look after herself - hangs up"
So I call her back again.
Me: "Look, you really need to look after her - then I spot them across the road."
Go over and by this time the drunk lassy is saying, "no I don't want to go home with them. Can I go home with you - do you have a girl friend...please, can I go home with you."
"Erm, no, you're not coming home with me...."
Jeez, this is all due to me trying to be a gent and helpful. Too scared to leave this drunk bird on her own.
, I have never come across a nice looking lesbian , except of course in some gentlemans publications .
