Thursday Funny

[hardrockjock]

Man walks into a chemist and asks the pharmacist "do you have any arsenic?". "I do" the mannie replies "but it's on the Poisons Register, I can't just sell it to you: you'd have to be a registered professional to purchase it". "But please" pleads the man "just half a cup, a tablespoon... anything. I'm at my wits end: it's my wife, she's horrible, repulsive and nasty to me 24/7". "Now don't be telling me that" the chemist mannie said "or I'll have to report this conversation to the Police". "Please" pleads the man desperately, and pulls a photograph of his wife from his pocket and thrusts it at the chemist. "Oh for Christ's sake" declares the chemist... "you should've said you had a prescription!"

[robin]

So good he told it twice ... boom boom