http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/list/open?cat=616
And 893 people have signed it!
That would be proper TV, make them risk something!We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to introduce televised capital punishment for the following. 1. The losing housemates from television's "Big Brother". 2. The losing "artists" from the final stages of television's "X-Factor" and "Pop Idol". 3. The celebrities who are eliminated from television's "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"
I also loved the one about "making monkeys available for free on the NHS to do stuff about the house for disabled people"What we specifically want to see, is that the National Anthem be changed in favour of "Gold" by Spandau Ballet.
Further, we would like our National Olympic Committee to decree that Tony Hadley is the only person permitted to handle medal ceremonies where the National Anthem is played.
We don't mind what he wears when he does this, but preference is given towards a a gold colured suit.
Sincerely,