In response to Neil P's "mole" joke, more the same

[rossybee]

Woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale cl*toris licking frog'
She goes in and the shopkeeper says 'Bonjour madame'.


Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it scared the s**t out of me.
So today I decided I'm never reading again.


Little girl gets lost in Tesco, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?'
Little girl replies 'Big c*cks and vodka'.


My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.


A couple in a cafe in Llangollen asks 'Can you settle an argument for us and pronounce where we are, VERY slowly?'
The waitress leaned over and said ........ 'Burrr gurrr king'.


Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss says 'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off.....
'You better jack off, I've got a headache'.


Larry la Prise who wrote the hokey cokey has died aged 93.
The worst part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, then the trouble started.


Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.


Sorry I haven't been in touch, a friend was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous mole removed from his penis...... he won't be sh*gging one of those again!


It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5 kilometres a day when she was 60.
Today she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is!


Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel.... They say it's only for the Christmas period.


A woman goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of her p*ssy.
Doc say's 'that looks nasty'. She say's 'Nasty?, it's just the tip of the iceberg!


Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?'
The bride answers 'Yes, I won't take it up the ar$e'!

[renmure]

Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?'
The bride answers 'Yes, I won't take it up the ar$e'!

I am having dinner with the neighbours tomorrow evening. Hope I DO get too drunk to remember to tell that one!!

[Dominic]

[rossybee]

Little girl gets lost in Tesco, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?'
Little girl replies 'Big c*cks and vodka'.


My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.

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