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Re: Mother in laws...

Post by Ferg » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:49 am

Thats a nightmare. Tell her that MX5s are for young thin pretty girls :wink: (do the Paine brothers get an exemption?)

My wife leaves her in gear, I don't.

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Re: Mother in laws...

Post by smee » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:52 am

Option C) Drive it through a multi storey car park in the style of "The Driver"
Then tell her it's sh1t.

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Re: Mother in laws...

Post by Rich H » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:16 am

find a muddy field and practice doughnuts with her as a pax?
Or if she's really upset you a gravel car park (A-la Shug)
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Re: Mother in laws...

Post by Rusty » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:39 am

Ferg wrote:Thats a nightmare. Tell her that MX5s are for young thin pretty girls :wink: (do the Paine brothers get an exemption?)

My wife leaves her in gear, I don't.
there is 2 of them, so its like a double negative, they cancel each other out!

Glad to hear there isn't any damage,

can't believe no-ones told you to drive the freelander onto her car!
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Re: Mother in laws...

Post by meatball » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:49 pm

People have tried mating a vx and an elise....now its an elise and a mx5!

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Re: Mother in laws...

Post by Skyenet » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:04 pm

Nearly did the same when I picked up my car from a service. Mechanic had left it in gear and I just started it up as normal and shot backwards. Was a bit miffed and was just about to go on and complain to the service desk when I thought I'll show them the Drivers handbook which I am sure will not say to put it in gear. Well it may not say leave it in gear when parked but it does say to start, operate the Clutch and Brake and then turn the ignition on :oops:
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Re: Mother in laws...

Post by Modena Scotland » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:25 pm

Ross, sideways is my way :thumbsup

You should have left it in 1st instead :damnfunny
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Re: Mother in laws...

Post by bertieduff » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:31 pm

Dying to know what you get her for mothers day now.... :blackeye
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Re: Mother in laws...

Post by j2 lot » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:57 pm

I checked date and time of your post - I was expecting it to be 1st April.
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