If you have the money, then why not?

[kenny]

I think I would have drawn a massive cock and balls.

I could pose for you Kenny.

tut

Picture the scene as an inter-galactic species from another world having cracked the problem of faster than light travel happen to stumble across a world where contact with another developing civilisation could be beneficial for all. As the approach the beautiful blue marble the first identifiable feature from the planets inhabitants appears to be the shrivelled genitalia of an elderly gentleman scarred across a desert.

They drive on by.