Xmas pressie ideas

kenny · Post by **kenny** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:36 pm

tut wrote:Do any of you ever go in the kitchen?

Is that the place where you keep women when they are not in the bedroom?

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:08 pm

kenny wrote:
tut wrote:Do any of you ever go in the kitchen?
Is that the place where you keep women when they are not in the bedroom?

I gave my (now ex) wife a potato peeler last Christmas.......

tut · Post by **tut** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:18 pm

Not kidding, she will be putty in your hands if you buy her one of those. Just think how often you put stuff in the bin everyday, and you either have to lift the lid up, or use a clumsy mickey mouse pedal, and it is normally her indoors that cleans up.

Every time it springs up she will think of you, but not so good that it flops down again after six seconds.

tut

ps let me know if you want to know where I ordered from, there is still time.

j2 lot · Post by **j2 lot** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:29 pm

Dominic wrote:
kenny wrote:
tut wrote:Do any of you ever go in the kitchen?
Is that the place where you keep women when they are not in the bedroom?

I gave my (now ex) wife a potato peeler last Christmas.......

Which could explain the 'now ex' element of your post

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:42 pm

j2 lot wrote:
Dominic wrote:

I gave my (now ex) wife a potato peeler last Christmas.......
Which could explain the 'now ex' element of your post

Ah!!!!

.... I did give her one or two other pressies too.

BiggestNizzy · Post by **BiggestNizzy** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:54 pm

Awww you old romantic

mikeyb13 · Post by **mikeyb13** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:12 pm

Think my wife would love that for her xmas. She would certainly smile every time she used it to throw all my stuff out that didn't fit in the polly bags she left at the front door

Post by **pete** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:04 pm

I bought Mrs Pete a bin for Christmas last year.

No really.

It was what she wanted.

Don't judge me.

Wkd · Post by **Wkd** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:40 pm

Tut ..... Repeat after me ..... Prada handbag.

renmure · Post by **renmure** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:49 pm

Dominic wrote: I gave my (now ex) wife a potato peeler last Christmas.......

I have spent the last hour buying potato peelers on eBay for Wendy

DJ · Post by DJ » Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:59 pm

Well I treat my wife as equal as everyone else in the family when it come to Christmas presents. Bought myself an iPad, my eldest daughter an iPhone, the youngest an iPod and the wife an iRon.

tut · Post by **tut** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:10 pm

She is 61, so maybe Prada nosebag............

tut

ps I have bought her some nice things as well, diamond ear studs, silver diamond pendant, garden knee pads and thick gloves, leather boots, sheepskin slippers, world's sharpest knife, Secret Obsession perfume, lovely craft light for her needlecraft, etc, etc, all from Groupon of course.

Andy G · Post by **Andy G** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:16 pm

tut wrote:She is 61, so maybe Prada nosebag............

tut

ps I have bought her some nice things as well, diamond ear studs, silver diamond pendant, garden knee pads and thick gloves, leather boots, sheepskin slippers, world's sharpest knife, Secret Obsession perfume, lovely craft light for her needlecraft, etc, etc, all from Groupon of course.

Lets hope she doesnt read this mate or the element of suprise is long gone

tut · Post by **tut** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:26 pm

nah, she thinks we are all little boys talking about our toy cars.

She does not realise what a rich vein of knowledge and expertise we encompass in our posts that covers all subjects.

tut

jen · Post by **jen** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:34 pm

Hmm, I'm not convinced. I think I'd still prefer diamonds, jewellery and the like......

I'm getting Alan a lamda sensor for the frog. I even know what a lamda sensor is. Are you all impressed?

Scottish Elises

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