Donkey Punch Tour 08 - Walshy Accom

[Andy G]

andy has even promised then mule will have a honda in the back

You been on the wrong columbian products this morning ??

[H8OAG]

I have just googled "Donkey Punch"..............
Thought it was one of those fancy vodka shots the youngsters drink nowadays

I have not been so shocked .......since the felching outbreak from a few years back........

following story taken from the Boness Journal,
on August 11th 2005.......

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In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
trying to retrieve the gerbil," Ne*l McK*a* told bemused doctors in the
Severe Burns Unit of Edinburgh Royal Infirmary.

McK*a*, and his homosexual partner Kiki Rodriguez, had been admitted for
emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I
pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Faggot, our gerbil,
in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that
he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Faggot but he wouldn't come out
again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light
might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what
happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame
shot up the tube, igniting Mr McK*a*'s ginger hair and severely burning
his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in
turn, ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling
the rodent out like a cannonball."

McK*a* suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of
the gerbil, while Rodriguez suffered first and second degree burns to his
anus and lower intestinal tract. Constable Brian Jackson of Lothian and Borders Police later told reporters:
"It's Faggot I feel sorry for. Being stuffed up some queen's tradesman's
entrance.'

[mckeann]

LOL you fcuk

[Shug]

Boag - new keyboard please, this has coffee in it now!

[Shug]

FWIW, I like this definition of Donkey Punch from the Urban Dictionary:

Donkey Punch

Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.

Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.

[woody]

Post of the year?

[robin]

Hmm, if that's a taster of the bar chat, I'm looking forward to the duller interludes

Don Quipunch ... BTW, my vote goes for the blue one with the cute looking donkey ... but will happily sport any but the the stick man version ...

Cheers,
Robin

[Cisco]

Ian,

Classic!

[GregR]

I think as a t-shirt we should go for this one :-



car sticker-wise, not too fussed

[ed]

Post of the year?

[ed]

Andy,

as today is the last day of cheapness for Snett should we book it now?!

cheers Ed

[Andy G]

Hi Ed

Up to you.

Paul has said he will sort it and give us some sort of deal on this.

Still waiting for him to get back to me though, but he's normally spot on with these things.

[BigD]

Just thought I'd add that I have booked Folembray and Abbeville but not Snett or Oulton (It was fully booked).

[Andy G]

Still waiting to hear from Paul - will advise when i do

[Peter]

Ah, back on line after my travels.. Good to see a ray of hope.. Any news Andy?

Cheers, Peter