Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

[mwmackenzie]

Hey, Neil! Life has more opportunities than policemen, fortunately

True Bute story. (I do quite a lot of work there...)
Sitting with a client. Mid-conversation, a police car screetches into the car-park, lights flashing. Two coppers roll out and storm through the door.
(I'm preparing to hit the floor, thinking terrorist attack/major incident).
"We came as quickly as we could! Is it the brown one again, Jim*?"
(Huh!?!)
" Aye, the barsteward is at it again!"
Turns out the neighbours cow has a habit of chewing through the fence and wandering into this guys car-park.
Couple of cream buns later, cops depart to arrest said cow.
Busy day in Rothesay I guess

(*names changed to protect the cow)

I witnessed a Bute police blue light situation along the Rothesay main St, as I dived over the sea wall ... I thought fcuk me they know I'm here . Duno what it was maybe servise check on the sirin and blue light..

Maybe the icecream van was in town....

[Noops]

I was reading the Bute paper on the Crapper .. and gee wezzo the weekly crime wave, fighting in a pub...stolen boat engines.. a cat pissing on a pot plant an hour's crime in Ormiston

[Noops]

Whoopeee, 500 posts...... , give me a year and I will be back where I used to be......, oh and to Ken brill to speak with you and enjoy your trip.....can't wait to see the pictures on the next old buggers meet up . Berti. Victor we need a date that we can all hook up

Noops

[Victor Meldrew]

Whoopeee, 500 posts...... , give me a year and I will be back where I used to be......, oh and to Ken brill to speak with you and enjoy your trip.....can't wait to see the pictures on the next old buggers meet up . Berti. Victor we need a date that we can all hook up

Noops

I will be designated driver then...

[Noops]

Whoopeee, 500 posts...... , give me a year and I will be back where I used to be......, oh and to Ken brill to speak with you and enjoy your trip.....can't wait to see the pictures on the next old buggers meet up . Berti. Victor we need a date that we can all hook up

Noops

I will be designated driver then...

I can supply a car.....

[bertieduff]

I'm free!

[Noops]

I'm free!

Can I fit in a bit of sailing if I come through Berti, as driving seems to be off limits right now..well on the road. I'm hooning as usuall , all be it off road scairing the sh*t out of freinds either assending, desending or sliding across the side's of some rather steep mountains.......

Some say I had the hairs in my middle ears shaved at the age of eight , some also say I had them removed by electrolux as an experiment, at the same as my tonsils and adenoids....,amazingly enough something grew back and had to be removed some time later......thats why I'm so small and so much harder to push over or fall over on steep ground ...... Some of the last few lines are of course utter fiction,however some of the sentence is absolutly true .

The Stub

[bertieduff]

Anytime you fancy a hoon in the dinghy your welcome. Just pick a reasonable day, unless you're feeling brave. (Windguru "Helensburgh" is your best weather guide). 10-15kts max, any direction apart from N or NE is wot you want for a good introduction....

U got a dry-suit? (not that I plan to be swimming too much at this time of year )

[Victor Meldrew]

I'm free!

Can I fit in a bit of sailing if I come through Berti, as driving seems to be off limits right now..well on the road. I'm hooning as usuall , all be it off road scairing the sh*t out of freinds either assending, desending or sliding across the side's of some rather steep mountains.......

Some say I had the hairs in my middle ears shaved at the age of eight , some also say I had them removed by electrolux as an experiment, at the same as my tonsils and adenoids....,amazingly enough something grew back and had to be removed some time later......thats why I'm so small and so much harder to push over or fall over on steep ground ...... Some of the last few lines are of course utter fiction,however some of the sentence is absolutly true .

The Stub

Classic Noops..
















as in, getting old and a bit rusty..

[Noops]

Anytime you fancy a hoon in the dinghy your welcome. Just pick a reasonable day, unless you're feeling brave. (Windguru "Helensburgh" is your best weather guide). 10-15kts max, any direction apart from N or NE is wot you want for a good introduction....

U got a dry-suit? (not that I plan to be swimming too much at this time of year )

I have a dry-suit.

[Noops]

Been off to Karting Indoars today and had a wee chat with Fergus he was rather sympethetic to my situation. Looks like I could be doing bit of karting this year filling in when extra numbers are needed

[Noops]

Just though I would dig this old thing up as I can't comment on my own situation just now..you woulden't belive me if I told you anyway..... however I can comment on rats,wasps and all things that bite and sting.......just took on a new farm in the last four weeks....that has had the worst problem for rodents I've had to deal with for a long while... With Crocodile my young terriour leaving a man with 20 stiches having put his hand where he shoulden't ...and killing rats all day,everyday, shooting trapping and poisoning I'M close to killing over 1000 rats in the last four weeks....

[mwmackenzie]

Wow! Let that be a lesson to him... 20 stitches how's the infection lol after the lil rat catchers nibble lol? Glad to hear your busy though!

All the best

Mark

[Noops]

Wow! Let that be a lesson to him... 20 stitches how's the infection lol after the lil rat catchers nibble lol? Glad to hear your busy though!

All the best

Mark

He,- "the spectator" kinda came in unanounced ...however Croc diden't quite like the idea of him coming to close to my gun....or other gear..I was about to say, you better get to fcuk out of here before croc bites something.....to late first didgit 20 stitches.. the guy appologised for sticking his nose in and buggered off toot sweet..

We''re best /I'm best buddys now....croc's still hate everyone and everything and he still has his fingers

Busy its unbeliveble.....sorry Ed for not getting back to you... , I'm totaly booked up for weeks with a new project I'm involved with....its a nice divertion from pest control and the summer stuff is just about to start...

New start for me in many ways this year and I intend to grasp the nettel by the stalk on so many fronts...onwards to a new licance

[r10crw]

Bloody hell Neil thats a lot of rats!
I once saw a "rat flitting" through the middle of a field, literally thousands of them running down the hill, looked like a black river Guess you are dealing with the same sort of thing.