I need a "Special Talent"

Rag_It · Post by **Rag_It** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:47 pm

yeah he really is going through to Glasgow to do this!

Which reminds me must go and see how munt she really is!

Dave

tenkfeet · Post by **tenkfeet** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:54 pm

Take for an audio lap round Knockhill or a track you know.

Turn up dressed up as a racing driver , novelty steering wheel,seat etc if you wish . Crash helmet hides your shame . Talk your way round the track and you can play a back ground tape of car noises . Squealing tyres , reving engines , passenger screaming etc Get a mate to simulate driving conditions by chucking water , snow animals on the track. At the end fling yourself across the room as you crash , cue ambulance siren smoke generator.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:06 pm

tenkfeet wrote:Take for an audio lap round Knockhill or a track you know.

Turn up dressed up as a racing driver , novelty steering wheel,seat etc if you wish . Crash helmet hides your shame . Talk your way round the track and you can play a back ground tape of car noises . Squealing tyres , reving engines , passenger screaming etc Get a mate to simulate driving conditions by chucking water , snow animals on the track. At the end fling yourself across the room as you crash , cue ambulance siren smoke generator.

The man's a genius. You want a hand dave??(not that sort of hand shug)

minkypotglory · Post by **minkypotglory** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:08 pm

Think he better go and meet laura tonight.Because when i catch up with him about the photo of me in his avatar at the moment like the wicked witch.He will not have to worry about looking for crumpet anymore cause he will not have a d.......k left.

mags

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:12 am

update......

yes indeed... I did go to this thing but only after Laura phoned me today and convinced me to!

summary of the night = I made a complete twat of myself...

Got there at 8pm as requested and there was nobody there... so after wandering around drinking coke and wondering wtf was going on for about 30 mins... a few more folk turned up.

The whole thing kicked off after 9pm eventually.... and one by one the audtions happened. I eventually got to do mine at about 11.15pm... after waiting for over 3 hours in the company of a bunch of 18-21 year old students all getting pissed on the free bar which I couldn't take advantage of coz I was driving.

By the time I got to do my audition... walked in to see 4 very bored looking judges and was told I would have to be very special indeed to stand a chance coz they had seen 100s of folk over the week and nothing I did would be new....

1st Judge was some bird from River City that no one had heard of so she was pissed off and then she asked me if I had a PC... I said yes... and so she said I was a square!?!? Silly bint.

Scott Mills was alright but a bit slow and didn't seem to understand anything I said. Laura's dad didn't like me and thought I was just taking the piss a bit... he didn't believe that I was 100% into his daughter and would do absolutely anything to get her.... funny that!

Laura was nice though. She came round to give me a hand when I was putting my legs behind my head.... don't worry... the photographer got plenty of shots so humiliation on the website will follow no doubt!!!

Had thought about playing the guitar and doing a song... but in the end couldnt be arsed and thought they would have seen that toooo many times.... so just made a twat of myself instead. Didn't think they would have seen too many 30 year old blokes putting their legs behind their head!! d'oh!

Don't think it helped that I called Laura a bit mental and said all women were basically evil in the first 60 seconds either!?!?

Anyway... the bloke who won deserved too and it was pretty obvious he was gonna.... nice bloke who had flown in from Belfast just for the night to do the audition and took his boxer shorts off without removing his jeans.... No way I could compete with that... I'd only driven 10 mins up the road and wasn't exactly as enthusiastic as the rest of them....

Interesting experience but now I'm off to find the shame corner and hide for a while .... and one thing is for sure... that's me done with radio appearances!!! 2 in 2 months is 2 many!!

Cheers!

Dave.

rossybee · Post by **rossybee** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:14 am

is this you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/laura/galle ... shtml#jump

Post by **Shug** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:20 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:31 am

I'm just praying that's the only photo they show of me and that I don't end up in Laura's video diary or anything..... it could get a lot worse!!!

Post by ed » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:34 am

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:38 am

It's the warm, caring, supportive nature of the members that makes SE so special......

minkypotglory · Post by **minkypotglory** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:29 am

tedbakerman wrote:It's the warm, caring, supportive nature of the members that makes SE so special......

mags

jj · Post by jj » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:42 am

This will no doubt be the first of many - no matter what your photoshop talents are, get involved.

First of all;

mwahahahahaha

minkypotglory · Post by **minkypotglory** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:47 am

That pic looks great he really now looks like a big womans blouse

mags

Post by **simon** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:05 pm

Rag_It · Post by **Rag_It** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:12 pm

I have e-mailed asking if they have any special footage of the afore mentioned member - things could get interesting with the legs behind head stuff and the actual interview!

Dave