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jason
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by jason » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:29 pm
Scotty C wrote:DDtB wrote:Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car?
A. Jack!
man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
man with a spade in his head? Doug
man rolling about in a pile of leaves? Russell
Anyone got any more?
Man with no arms or legs in water? Bob
Deer with no eyes? No idea
Deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea
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rossybee
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by rossybee » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:32 pm
jasonliddell wrote:Scotty C wrote:DDtB wrote:Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car?
A. Jack!
man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
man with a spade in his head? Doug
man rolling about in a pile of leaves? Russell
Anyone got any more?
Man with no arms or legs in water? Bob
Deer with no eyes? No idea
Deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea
Girl with purple hair? Heather
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DDtB
- Dodgy Dave the Ba***rd
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by DDtB » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:08 pm
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
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Sanjøy
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by Sanjøy » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:09 pm
I bought a teddy bear on EBay for £5, I named it Mohamed. I then sold said teddy bear back on EBay for £10.
Have I made a prophet ?
W213 All Terrain
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ed
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by ed » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:15 pm
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BiggestNizzy
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by BiggestNizzy » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:47 pm
In his first interview "missing" canoeist John Darwin says
"thats the last time I go on holiday with the McCann's"
Sent from my ZX SPECTRUM +2A
