To cheer me up

BiggestNizzy · Post by **BiggestNizzy** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:52 am

A man was riding his Harley Davidson along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said,"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want". The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside,what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:54 am

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:32 pm

Midly amusing... keep 'em coming....

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:50 pm

DDtB Ya Barsteward!!

Bring back the fly

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:53 pm

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:56 pm

I quite like the animation actually, the car just appears to be a slightly odd colour???

woody · Post by **woody** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:57 pm

Suits you sir

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:02 pm

woody wrote:Suits you sir

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:06 pm

When I have more than 3 mins spare... I'll clean up the animation and put some village people logos on it for you too, if you want....

woody · Post by **woody** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:13 pm

Dominic wrote:
woody wrote:Suits you sir

louiro · Post by **louiro** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:54 pm

Dominic wrote:
woody wrote:Suits you sir