Caption Competition
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:51 pm
"yes mum he is so slow round knockhill he has a bald patch now"
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:51 pm
She's saying "It hid a girth oan it like that" 
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:02 pm
"I cannot believe he just asked me to hold his helmet!"
Dave - "She told me that she could drive better than me, I had to agree, and just asked her to hold my helmet!"
Dave - "She told me that she could drive better than me, I had to agree, and just asked her to hold my helmet!"
davy
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:26 pm
Q. What duze two blue lines mean?
A . I have a head ache.
A . I have a head ache.
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:21 pm
Great if I hold my hand on top of my bald patch no one will notice I'm having a wank under my helmet gosh shes good looking
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:59 am
She thinks:
"If he yawns and stretches I'm going to punch him in the mouth.."
He thinks:
"How do I get out without her seeing my shame? I'll have to keep the helmet in my lap until she has gone"
"If he yawns and stretches I'm going to punch him in the mouth.."
He thinks:
"How do I get out without her seeing my shame? I'll have to keep the helmet in my lap until she has gone"
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:07 am
Dave wished he'd kept the helmet on, after his advances resulted in a whack across the head.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:54 am
My svinkter was dilating this much?
PS she was a very nice girl.
PS she was a very nice girl.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:43 am
texts "hi mum, just been out in an elise - wasn't as good as the caterham from last week though....."
Mac
Mac
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:06 pm
Her :"If only you had an S2 I would tell everyone it was this big"
Him "Doh"
Him "Doh"
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:13 pm
Mills and Boon Version
Our Hero Dave holds his forehead tentatively with his manly hand...........whilst hoping the Helmet will cover the "fall out" from his damaged incontinence bag.
However ....I dunno why she is squeezing the life out of that black hamster
Our Hero Dave holds his forehead tentatively with his manly hand...........whilst hoping the Helmet will cover the "fall out" from his damaged incontinence bag.
However ....I dunno why she is squeezing the life out of that black hamster
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:17 pm
wonder were the black hampster had just beenIAINBOAG wrote:Mills and Boon Version
Our Hero Dave holds his forehead tentatively with his manly hand...........whilst hoping the Helmet will cover the "fall out" from his damaged incontinence bag.
However ....I dunno why she is squeezing the life out of that black hamster
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:19 pm
Looks brown to meExigeKen wrote:wonder were the black hampster had just beenIAINBOAG wrote:Mills and Boon Version
Our Hero Dave holds his forehead tentatively with his manly hand...........whilst hoping the Helmet will cover the "fall out" from his damaged incontinence bag.
However ....I dunno why she is squeezing the life out of that black hamster
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:23 pm
Scotty C wrote:Looks brown to meExigeKen wrote:wonder were the black hampster had just beenIAINBOAG wrote:Mills and Boon Version
Our Hero Dave holds his forehead tentatively with his manly hand...........whilst hoping the Helmet will cover the "fall out" from his damaged incontinence bag.
However ....I dunno why she is squeezing the life out of that black hamster
