How to get into a Lotus Elise

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How to get into a Lotus Elise

Post by The_Rossatron » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:11 pm

Nabbed from Pistonheads. Don't think it's difficult enough to warrant a tutorial video!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... =lotus1492

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Post by jj » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:14 pm

Cringeworthy, and extremely gay.

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Post by ed » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:07 pm

:tard What a muppet! and that certainly aint how i do it!

Dya think a should get someone to record me? :P :roll: :D

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Post by jamie » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:38 pm

He must bave a dodgy hip bless :wink:

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Post by Andy G » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:43 pm

what a dandy!

How much spare time does that guy have....the only person worse is the muppet who's taped it!

The only reason for filming that would be if they got some Jenna Jamieson to do it and it involved the gearstick :twisted:

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Post by simon » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:32 pm

I think that's Tony Churly who organises the Stelvio trips.

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Post by DDtB » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:47 pm

:sheeplove

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Post by Rag_It » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:33 pm

ha ha ha!

You all slag him now, just remember what tw*ts you all looked the first time you tried it....

Then if for some unfortunate reason you ever had the pleasure of riding passenger, try getting out gracefully of the pax side!

I do agree however, 'his technique' was somewhat exagerated, and that was his wife filming it, probably under instruction!

D :wink:

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Post by Rich H » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:42 pm

Rag_It wrote:ha ha ha!

You all slag him now, just remember what tw*ts you all looked the first time you tried it....

D :wink:
There is no graceful way, just make it quick and get it over with ASAP.

Oh and laugh at your pax as they crawl out! :lol:
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Post by Mr Spook » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:43 pm

The first ime I tried to get out was at MMC's showroom - ended up on the floor on all fours. :oops:
Better at it now - but only just...

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Post by Andy G » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:52 am

Passengers are normally good for entertainment watching them crawl out! Even more amusing if they've had a few drinks before they try it :twisted:

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Post by Skyenet » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:05 am

simon wrote:I think that's Tony Churly who organises the Stelvio trips.
Yip, That's him

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Post by MacK » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:57 am

simon wrote:I think that's Tony Churly who organises the Stelvio trips.
And this is a vid of him driving up Stelvio.......http://www.daveakerman.com/~tchurly/2003.wmv

:!:

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Post by The_Rossatron » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:00 pm

Eager Beaver.

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Post by Andy G » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:04 pm

Now that was worth filming!

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