I need a "Special Talent"

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:20 pm

Right folks... help required here....

Need to figure out a 'special talent' which I can perform to impress a lady.... thing is... it can't be anything too visual as it has to come across well on radio.... and that's all I am saying for now.

Suggestions please......

Dave.

Post by **simon** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:23 pm

Boy George impressions?

****EDIT:***** and this is what he came up with:
ps skip to 1.40 secs!

clicky

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:23 pm

Post by **simon** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:24 pm

Rag_It · Post by **Rag_It** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:20 pm

Your entering the Night with Laura on BBC1!!!

Fook me your now stooping to all time lows!!

Nice one!

Dave

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:32 pm

*ding*... prize goes to Rag..... although let's face it.... chances of actually get on the radio are pretty slim (hopefully!!

)

wasn't actually me personally who entered.. mate in the office thought it would be hilarious to enter me so they could all have a laugh at my expense.... even put down on the form that I am a "Champion Monkey Racer"... ?!?!? Bunch of bast*rds!!

next thing I know, a cute sounding girlie phones me up tonight and asks if I want to come along.... so what the hell... nothing like a bit of humiliation on national radio .... again!

So come on folks.... I NEED A TALENT (apart from kicking Ed's ass on track

)

Cheers!

Dave.

Lawrence · Post by **Lawrence** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:43 pm

There are 3 things every Scotsman has a talent for

1/ Sing a Song

2/ Tell a joke

3/ Start a fight

or you could do the poodle made from balloons

that'd sound great on the radio.......

Post by ed » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:56 pm

Email sent to Scott warning of potential stalkers!!

Dave, i thought you had already said that you were special!!

Lazydonkey · Post by **Lazydonkey** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:53 pm

I could teach you to walk on your hands................the girls love it

Not very good on radio tho, well unless you collapse to the ground

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:59 pm

like the sound of walking on hands.....

I can actually put both legs behind my head... but not sure that would make great radio... or impress the girlies either....

Mr Spook · Post by **Mr Spook** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:05 pm

How about walking on your hands while having your legs behind your head and "pleasuring" yourself orally?

Sorry, I'll just get my jacket...

Post by **simon** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:07 pm

Mr Spook wrote:Sorry, I'll just get my jacket...

I think that might be best

Mr Spook · Post by **Mr Spook** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:12 pm

P.S. (While slipping one arm into jacket) Who's Laura?

Post by **simon** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:39 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/

Mr Spook · Post by **Mr Spook** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:50 pm

Youngsters today.

'Fraid my radio rarely goes below four - and then it's only to two on a Saturday morning.
Radio One has never been the same for me since the loss of Peel (R.I.P.) and the evenings are generally spent trying to keep up with the vinyl that I find myself buying at the weekends (Mono Records rock! IMHO).