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ninja
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by ninja » Thu May 11, 2006 9:33 am
following on from the need an architect thread, i was just wondering what useful talents and skills the members on here can offer to one another?
i'm a chartered structural engineer and i'm quite happy to carry out structural surveys gratis providing you don't want a written report and can, as with pete's garage provide structural/civil design input, drawings and certifcation for your new house, extension or whatever you need to get through building control (there will be a fee for this as you'll be paying for my employer to take liability for the structure, but i'd keep the time put against the job down so it'll not cost you an arm and a leg). Our fee for pete's garage was 20% of what it was costing him elsewhere
so anyway - what can you lot do to help eachother?
ninja

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mac
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by mac » Thu May 11, 2006 10:21 am
If anybody needs help with a train set - I'm your man
Mac
Can do a bit of spannering also, but most folk seem to have cottened on to that

S2 Elise (cobalt blue with stripes) - toy spec
Caterham 7 - hillclimb spec
Yamaha Thundercat - 2 wheeled toy spec
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mckeann
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by mckeann » Thu May 11, 2006 10:32 am
i can make ethylene. and can turn my hand to most other forms of petrochemical processes.
infact, if i can get a backer, could start our own SE petrol station, with contrabanned fuel

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ed
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by ed » Thu May 11, 2006 10:35 am
Im a glorified estate agent!

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alicrozier
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by alicrozier » Thu May 11, 2006 10:42 am
Anyone looking for a Subsea Tree give me a call.
Seriously, my potentially useful skills would be mechanical engineering calcs. (bolting, pressure vessels, Finite Element Analysis etc.).
Cheers,
Ali
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RDH
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by RDH » Thu May 11, 2006 10:48 am
I'm a Chartered Bean counter - who knows nothing about tax - so I'll be no use to anyone, unless they want their books cooked!
Cheers
Rob
Caterham Roadsport 190
Tesla Model 3 LR RWD
Volvo XC60 - family and dug spec!
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mac
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by mac » Thu May 11, 2006 10:52 am
alicrozier wrote:Anyone looking for a Subsea Tree give me a call.
Seriously, my potentially useful skills would be mechanical engineering calcs. (bolting, pressure vessels, Finite Element Analysis etc.).
Cheers,
Ali
Didn't know trees grew underwater
Mac
S2 Elise (cobalt blue with stripes) - toy spec
Caterham 7 - hillclimb spec
Yamaha Thundercat - 2 wheeled toy spec
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Sanjøy
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by Sanjøy » Thu May 11, 2006 11:33 am
RDH wrote:I'm a Chartered Bean counter - who knows nothing about tax - so I'll be no use to anyone, unless they want their books cooked!
Cheers
Rob
We need to talk, what it you email ?
Sanjoy (Reckon he knows a bit about puters and is always available to help with hime kit, office kit, server, networks, Internet hosting etc, mail systems. See below.
PS JJ I will contact you about your office job!!
W213 All Terrain
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mrbennybennett
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by mrbennybennett » Thu May 11, 2006 11:46 am
Im a Chartered Surveyor so if you need houses, flat, shops, offices etc valued let me know - we have 26 offices across Scotland so everywhere covered

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Shug
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by Shug » Thu May 11, 2006 12:06 pm
I'm part of an events company - we produce live promo events (product launches, conferences, etc) and corporate & promotional video.
I personally do most of the techy stuff (sound engineering, recording, video edit, camerawork)

2010 Honda VFR1200F
1990 Honda VFR400 NC30
2000 Honda VTR1000 SP1
2000 Kawasaki ZX-7R
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rossybee
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by rossybee » Thu May 11, 2006 12:10 pm
mrbennybennett wrote:Im a Chartered Surveyor so if you need houses, flat, shops, offices etc valued let me know - we have 26 offices across Scotland so everywhere covered

You don't work for G&S by any chance?

Ross
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Now browsing the tech pages

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renmure
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by renmure » Thu May 11, 2006 12:49 pm
I am a Chartered Physiotherapist (mainly private client work and professional sports medicine) and occasional share day-trader. Wendy is a British & European Patent Attorney primarily specialising in mechanical, oil and gas related technology. Both happy to help out as and when required.
Jim
Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Wanted: Train.
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mrbennybennett
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by mrbennybennett » Thu May 11, 2006 12:51 pm
rossybee wrote:mrbennybennett wrote:Im a Chartered Surveyor so if you need houses, flat, shops, offices etc valued let me know - we have 26 offices across Scotland so everywhere covered

You don't work for G&S by any chance?

Ross i work for their rivals - J & E Shepherd, good Dundee based company
Anthony (Dundee born faction)
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caleebra
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by caleebra » Thu May 11, 2006 1:17 pm
I'm an electronics engineer and my only experience thus far in the 4 years since leaving uni has been in the area of unmanned underwater vehicles (ROV/AUV)... I can see that being helpful to everyone out there

Lee
[flamesuit] VX220 owner[/flamesuit]
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Titanium S1 111S (gla)
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by Titanium S1 111S (gla) » Thu May 11, 2006 1:33 pm
I’m a Solicitor and am happy to help with anything legal.
I do commercial civil court work so am no use with crime (including speeding) but can lend a hand with pretty much anything else.
Anything substantial would have to go through the firm but would obviously keep the fee to a minimum, otherwise happy to help.
Graham