Scottish Elises

following on from the need an architect thread, i was just wondering what useful talents and skills the members on here can offer to one another?

i'm a chartered structural engineer and i'm quite happy to carry out structural surveys gratis providing you don't want a written report and can, as with pete's garage provide structural/civil design input, drawings and certifcation for your new house, extension or whatever you need to get through building control (there will be a fee for this as you'll be paying for my employer to take liability for the structure, but i'd keep the time put against the job down so it'll not cost you an arm and a leg). Our fee for pete's garage was 20% of what it was costing him elsewhere

so anyway - what can you lot do to help eachother?

ninja

If anybody needs help with a train set - I'm your man


Mac


Can do a bit of spannering also, but most folk seem to have cottened on to that

i can make ethylene. and can turn my hand to most other forms of petrochemical processes.

infact, if i can get a backer, could start our own SE petrol station, with contrabanned fuel

Im a glorified estate agent!

Anyone looking for a Subsea Tree give me a call.

Seriously, my potentially useful skills would be mechanical engineering calcs. (bolting, pressure vessels, Finite Element Analysis etc.).

Cheers,
Ali

I'm a Chartered Bean counter - who knows nothing about tax - so I'll be no use to anyone, unless they want their books cooked!

Cheers
Rob

alicrozier wrote:Anyone looking for a Subsea Tree give me a call.

Seriously, my potentially useful skills would be mechanical engineering calcs. (bolting, pressure vessels, Finite Element Analysis etc.).

Cheers,
Ali

Didn't know trees grew underwater


Mac

RDH wrote:I'm a Chartered Bean counter - who knows nothing about tax - so I'll be no use to anyone, unless they want their books cooked!

Cheers
Rob

We need to talk, what it you email ?


Sanjoy (Reckon he knows a bit about puters and is always available to help with hime kit, office kit, server, networks, Internet hosting etc, mail systems. See below.

PS JJ I will contact you about your office job!!

Im a Chartered Surveyor so if you need houses, flat, shops, offices etc valued let me know - we have 26 offices across Scotland so everywhere covered

I'm part of an events company - we produce live promo events (product launches, conferences, etc) and corporate & promotional video.

I personally do most of the techy stuff (sound engineering, recording, video edit, camerawork)

mrbennybennett wrote:Im a Chartered Surveyor so if you need houses, flat, shops, offices etc valued let me know - we have 26 offices across Scotland so everywhere covered

You don't work for G&S by any chance?

I am a Chartered Physiotherapist (mainly private client work and professional sports medicine) and occasional share day-trader. Wendy is a British & European Patent Attorney primarily specialising in mechanical, oil and gas related technology. Both happy to help out as and when required.

Jim

rossybee wrote:

mrbennybennett wrote:Im a Chartered Surveyor so if you need houses, flat, shops, offices etc valued let me know - we have 26 offices across Scotland so everywhere covered

You don't work for G&S by any chance?

Ross i work for their rivals - J & E Shepherd, good Dundee based company

Anthony (Dundee born faction)

I'm an electronics engineer and my only experience thus far in the 4 years since leaving uni has been in the area of unmanned underwater vehicles (ROV/AUV)... I can see that being helpful to everyone out there

I’m a Solicitor and am happy to help with anything legal.

I do commercial civil court work so am no use with crime (including speeding) but can lend a hand with pretty much anything else.

Anything substantial would have to go through the firm but would obviously keep the fee to a minimum, otherwise happy to help.

Graham