Two IT guys were talking in a pub after work.
"Guess what," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous
blonde
in a bar."
"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got
into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk
next
to my new laptop."
"Really? You got a new laptop?"
