Park outside the pub?

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:13 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 179348.stm

Crash investigators have arrived at the wreckage of an RAF fighter plane which crashed and exploded near a pub and main road in Oxfordshire.

Alcoholics

Old joke 1:

How do you know when a harrier pilot in in the bar?
He will tell you.

Old joke 2:

Harrier pilot showing off to VC-10 pilot in the air:

"Hey look what I can do etc"
proceeds to do aerobatics, and the like for a few minutes.

"Bet you can't beat that!"

VC-10 pilot:
"Oh yeah? Get this!"
Nothing happens for 10 mins

Harrier mate:
"So? What was that?"

VC-10 mate:
"I've just been for a sh*t and shut 2 engines down. Steward! More coffee please!"

woody · Post by **woody** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:06 am

Isn't that about 3 harriers they've lost in the last year?

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:04 pm

Don't think so, we tend to loose one a year or so. It's even factored into how many are originally bought.... scary really.