Park outside the pub?
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:13 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 179348.stm
Alcoholics
Old joke 1:
How do you know when a harrier pilot in in the bar?
He will tell you.
Old joke 2:
Harrier pilot showing off to VC-10 pilot in the air:
"Hey look what I can do etc"
proceeds to do aerobatics, and the like for a few minutes.
"Bet you can't beat that!"
VC-10 pilot:
"Oh yeah? Get this!"
Nothing happens for 10 mins
Harrier mate:
"So? What was that?"
VC-10 mate:
"I've just been for a sh*t and shut 2 engines down. Steward! More coffee please!"
Crash investigators have arrived at the wreckage of an RAF fighter plane which crashed and exploded near a pub and main road in Oxfordshire.
Alcoholics
Old joke 1:
How do you know when a harrier pilot in in the bar?
He will tell you.
Old joke 2:
Harrier pilot showing off to VC-10 pilot in the air:
"Hey look what I can do etc"
proceeds to do aerobatics, and the like for a few minutes.
"Bet you can't beat that!"
VC-10 pilot:
"Oh yeah? Get this!"
Nothing happens for 10 mins
Harrier mate:
"So? What was that?"
VC-10 mate:
"I've just been for a sh*t and shut 2 engines down. Steward! More coffee please!"
