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Post by smee » Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:50 am

I'm thinking this could be a whole new thread!

"my dad works for porsha and get his hands this one"

hmmmm porsha you say? That'll explain why it looks more like a childs veyron toy and not a Porsche

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Post by robin » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:11 pm

150 quid? LOL. We should do some baiting me thinks. I've asked him to put up more pictures and whether it's Porsha the car company or Porsha the design company :-)
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Post by j2 lot » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:18 pm

I reckon it's Porcha (the double glazed home extension manufacturer) :D
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Post by Tommy Twist » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:35 pm

I'm going to ask him if the Porsha Veyron photo was taken using the Porsha Veyron phone pictured :popcorn

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Post by mattg » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:13 pm

This ebay auction for a '79Austin Princess had me in stitches.

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Post by Dominic » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:28 pm

:damnfunny
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Post by Tommy Twist » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:44 pm

Fluoxetine wrote:Aherm...

http://tinyurl.com/7ad8rde
That... is... AWESOME.

To be fair though, you can see why they selected the '92-'95 Civic as donor vehicle – the kitted car is virtually indistinguishable from the real thing :lol:

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Post by Lazydonkey » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:48 pm

Fluoxetine wrote:Aherm...

http://tinyurl.com/7ad8rde
:damnfunny
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Post by smee » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:31 pm

Mmmm simply exquisite, wonder if they do a Lotus version :damnfunny

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Post by Eric K » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:49 pm

smee wrote:... wonder if they do a Lotus version ...
Oh yes they do! :damnfunny

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Post by rossybee » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:52 pm

Lookie-Lookie man wrote:Nice Quality!
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Post by smee » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:26 pm

:damnfunny
rossybee wrote:
Lookie-Lookie man wrote:Nice Quality!
Happy Biding!
No no no that should not be allowed!
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Post by a4drk » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:54 pm

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Post by smee » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:38 pm

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