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"The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:54 pm
by tut
All went well with picking the car up, Keith met me at the Bus Station, and once out onto open road, which means 10metres between cars, I had a drive and astounded him with my ability to be 1" from the kerb without hitting it. After seven years in N3 it took a while to adapt, but at least I was not losing offside mirrors. Spent a couple of hours chatting and handing over, and I left about 1300. That was the last good feeling for the next five hours.

The M5 and M6 were continuous road works interspaced with accidents, every large signboard read queues and congestion. Had BBC2 on to be warned that traffic between J7 and 15 was stop go, that is when it was not stationary. Had to pull onto the hard shoulder twice just to have a pee. At last around Sandbach the road works finished and it was just moving traffic until I pulled in for fuel at Preston S/S.

When I was able to get into 6th I was cruising with the faster traffic at around 80 as I had no idea what the Camera system was down there, however I had just started off again when a gold Aventador with bling dressings and an Arabic number plate shot by at warp factor 10, thought twice, then decided if I held back a reasonable distance, then he would get nabbed first, plus I was thoroughly pissed off with life so far.

Not mentioned the car so far, "Bloody Rubbish" as Eric would say, however the complete opposite, a joy to drive. I had never driven an S2 before never mind one specced like this, and it may be different on the fast bendy back roads or even the track that N3 is used to, but I am glad that I was not driving her yesterday. I think that Keith inherited the carpeting and sound deadening, but it is welcome on a 600 mile M/W slog. Also the engine has all the advantages with the mods of my JDM, JDM cams, baffled oil sump, LSD, but also lightened flywheel and ceramic clutch, and most of all the UK Type R gearbox ratios with the higher 4,5,6. This means 10 to 15 mph higher cruising speed at the same revs. With 350hp it just does not need lower gearing.

As regards the engine, it has a purpose built map done on the R/R which I never had the luxury of, though I don't think mine was far out, and the proper 4 into 1 exhaust manifold and 2ubular H3 exhaust. So rather like N3 on steroids. The other revelation was the HID headlights. Never driven on these before, and could not work out when even in daylight the blue signboards at the side of the road were being lit up. When it went dark I realised it was because this pure white beam was lighting up the hard shoulder and banks and also the armco on the right, and it had a razor sharp cut off ahead. Keith must have had rain repellant on the screen as I did not even notice it was raining heavily after Preston, I had put the top on there as I had no jacket with me, it was cold, and rain was forecast. As a result I did not even have to use the wipers. As for the top, that is what the S1 should have been, on in a jiffy, rain proof, and less wind roar, always envied the others theres.

Anyway back to the Lambo. I suppose I should be careful how I put this, as the first 180 miles took five hours, the next 180 took distance/speed which can be calculated by 7,000 rpm in 6th. Had to drop off before the M9 turn off as I was running out of fuel. Averaged 35mpg up until Preston, around 20 after that. The rest of the journey after that was really quite pleasant, hardly any traffic from Glasgow/Stirling/Perth/Aberdeen, so was able to hold a nice fast cruise and slow down for the Gatsos. Again this would have not been possible in N3 due to the lights and feeling far less planted and twitchy at speed. Most of you would have noticed that cars seem to have a natural cruising speed, in a Veyron it would probably be 200, but in this car it would be about 110. To be honest I was never aware of the speedo, one because I have not had one for seven years, and two because I could not read it, that distance where I need reading glasses, but can not wear them driving because my far vision is near perfect.

To sum up, I love the car, it has been so well put together and specced by Keith that it would be difficult to improve on, and very difficult to come up with a better engine for an Elise than a S/C, CC Honda K20 that has been professionally mapped.

Went to check her over this morning and she is almost as clean as when I left Bath. A bit of dirty water on the rear clam but that is it. Even better no sign of exhaust staining as N3 did run a bit rich. However although I was religious in keeping well back from other cars on the drive home, I was pissed off to see that there is already bad chipping on the front black splitter and some on the lower clam. Expected on a road run, but not on a M/W. On hindsight all I would have had to have done was put a strip of tape over the front edge of the splitter and maybe some on the clam edge. Not being anal but that is not kosha.

Lovely day here so top off again, and a run around the back roads. Could just imagine somebody driving this car that was coming from a standard Elise, as opposed to myself who has one of similar engine spec.

tut

ps:- only one butt clencher in the twelve hours, South of Glasgow on three lane M/W, two lorries creeping along side each other on the inner and middle, pull over to overtake on the outer but there was not one there. Fortunately the very loud rumble strips did their job, but not pleasant. Rarely drive at night now, is it just me or are there so many signs and lights by the sides of the road, that it is difficult at times to see the road itself?

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:20 pm
by Loafing Wafu
Glad you're enjoying it! Splitters are disposable, failing that Halfords gloss black will sort it out when needed!

Great seeing you again yesterday as well.

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:50 pm
by H8OAG
Very pleased for you Tut

It's got to be handy on a track as well as the motorway cruiser ?


New adventures beckon.....
:cheers

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:33 pm
by DJ
tut wrote:S2
tut wrote:I had put the top on
tut wrote:I was pissed off to see that there is already bad chipping on the front black splitter and some on the lower clam.
I still struggle to read these posts and believe they are written by you Tut. :lol:

Welcome to 21st century Lotus ownership. A fantastic looking car that will be a great track weapon and good to read that whilst you considered it a drive from hell, you are back up the road safely. :thumbsup

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:59 pm
by Jam_s160
Congrats tut... Such a nice car!

I used to do the London to Aberdeen drive regularly in my s1 s160. Used to beat the sh*t out of me... Car wise.

Most times fine but I always set off at 6pm and arrived home at 3am to ensure empty roads all the way home. I just bought a VW Touareg and did the same route 3 weeks ago leaving 6.30pm on a Thursday night. No probs all the way home. On my journey home I managed to crack the front window from a big stone chip and avoid multiple police speed cameras on the way.

Looking forward to seeing your new Elise out and about :cheers

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:58 pm
by campbell
Welcome home, to you and the new baby, Tut

Let's have a sweep on how long til first gaffa tape is applied!

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:30 am
by Dipper
I'm with you there tut regarding roadsigns at night. They're so bright these days that it can be hard to see/concentrate on the road. I can't say I remember it being a problem years ago. Thought maybe it was sensitivity caused by my lazer vision.

Look forward to seeing the car :thumbsup:

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:44 am
by campbell
There are generally more signs now, but I think HIDs may worsen it.

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:03 pm
by C7Steve
How does it handle compared to N3 Tut?

Steve.

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:13 am
by tut
More stable on the road, obviously a more comfortable ride with less bodywork shake, runs a little wider out of the corners than N3 so need to allow for that, very big difference at naughty speeds which are not likely to be used again after Friday except on track. Can not say that I do not miss the rawness of N3 which I had got used to over seven years, but guess I will cope.

Brakes are better but the ali bells in the rear disks rattle, differences in engine power will show more on track as I rarely had to use it near max on the road before. 4,5,6 are higher than before but the extra power means you still use them as previously and the hole in the mapping in 6th at lower speeds in N3 has gone.

Not dreading the run down to Dover for Spazz as much now, definitely a better bet on the M/W runs though I did not do many of those anyway, and hopefully apart from a closure, I experienced the worst on Friday.

I will take spares with me in June, just need to select which ones. Brake pads, spare oil and header tank caps, maybe an outer CV joint for starters, and of course I always have Robin, Mike, etc. :D

I have the two KH sessions beforehand that will be a good shakedown for the car and me, need to watch the lines on the kerbs going from LHD to RHD, and I will NOT be removing cones this time.

tut

ps:- ok, call me soft, but left her outside the house yesterday after the breakfast run over the Lecht, and a shower burst came through, but now the roof goes on in seconds. Also like the engine key fitting the fuel cap, though it is a real wimpy plastic thing after the beautiful aluminium sculpture on the S1. Anyway that I can adapt it over?

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:00 pm
by robin
Tut,

Leave the fuel filler cap alone. Leave the car alone, in fact :-) If you want it to turn tighter you just need to adjust the rear toe angle; pointless on N3 as no doubt it had the variable-toe-angle-control modification (only found on N1TUT, N3TUT and early S2135s where they forgot to tighten the rear toe arms causing worn subframes). If you get the geo measured and find it has standard rear toe angle, then halving it will give you tighter turn in (and the oversteer to go with it).

Cheers,
Robin

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:11 pm
by tut
As you say Robin, have no intentions of changing anything at present if at all, she feels great and looking forward to see how she goes at KH.

Looking back I think part of the turn in maybe due to carrying extra speed into the corners, the composure and brakes probably account for that, tis all by the seat of the pants and as I am not competing nowadays, just happy to go around the tracks at a good pace.

tut

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:54 pm
by flyingscot68
Sounds great Tut, congratulations :-)
See you on the Drive Scotland Day :thumbsup

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:30 pm
by tut
Insurance assessor is coming on Wednesday to check out whether N3 TUT will be repairable, or classed as a write off.

Can not expand at present how this occurred for obvious reasons, but will do later.

tut

ps:- after what happened with N1 TUT when I had no input at all before they whipped it off to a compound and screwed me, this time it is in my hands and she does not go anywhere until I am happy with the result. Actually looking forward to it if I get somebody who thinks he is Gods gift to Insurance Companies.

tut

Re: "The Drive from Hell"

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:42 pm
by Sanjøy
tut wrote:Insurance assessor is coming on Wednesday to check out whether N3 TUT will be repairable, or classed as a write off.

Can not expand at present how this occurred for obvious reasons, but will do later.

tut

ps:- after what happened with N1 TUT when I had no input at all before they whipped it off to a compound and screwed me, this time it is in my hands and she does not go anywhere until I am happy with the result. Actually looking forward to it if I get somebody who thinks he is Gods gift to Insurance Companies.

tut
Can you record the conversation?