Sex in a Lotus

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Sex in a Lotus

Post by bertieduff » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:30 pm

Is it actually physically possible to have sex in an elise? :scratch

Funnily enough when I get behind the wheel it's one of the few times when this isn't foremost in my mind :lol:

Never considered it until my better half raised the question at the weekend......(Kenny, that's not why we went sideways btw)

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Post by craigieb » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:46 pm

bertieduff wrote:Is it actually physically possible to have sex in an elise? :scratch
top on or off? :D
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Post by mac » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:48 pm

Would offer to go out and find out but frightened it might harm the residuals :D



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Post by Sanjøy » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:00 pm

Drving up the A1 yesterday noticed a lad I overtook with a blonde head in his lap ...
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Post by CSK_423 » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:13 pm

Sanjoy wrote:Drving up the A1 yesterday noticed a lad I overtook with a blonde head in his lap ...
male...... female ??

complete with body ???

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Post by GregR » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:20 pm

why bother? Tis why god gave us beds :)
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Post by Rag_It » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:39 pm

GregR wrote:why bother? Tis why god gave us beds :)
Dude, you sound like a spiritual god in BED, take it outwith your bed, and it gets so much better!!!

As for the Louts question, wouldnt know but I am sure Ed will report back soon! :wink:

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Post by ed » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:59 pm

afraid i am non the wiser......
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Post by renmure » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:08 pm

Does it count if you are on your own in the car at the time?

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Post by Dominic » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:44 pm

mac wrote:Would offer to go out and find out but frightened it might harm the residuals :D



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Post by tut » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:57 pm

Tis actually better accross the bonnet than in it.

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Post by rossybee » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:25 pm

renmure wrote:Does it count if you are on your own in the car at the time?

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Post by Michael » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:41 am

thats what short arse girlfriends are useful for..being a short arse yourself helps too btw.... 8)
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Post by delands » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:09 pm

It is possible.... according to an ex-Elise owner I know.
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Post by roadboy » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:38 am

It is possible and actually quite easy with the roof off. (I have been reliably informed by a customer :oops: )

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