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Friday Funny....

Post by ed » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:12 pm

What am i???

This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long.

Its functioning is enjoyed by members of both sexes.

It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.

It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.

It is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Anyone found listening will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound resulting from the well lubricated movements.

When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky, white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

What am i???????



As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is......... None other than your very own..........







..........toothbrush.........



What were you thinking? You perverts!
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Re: Friday Funny....

Post by Dominic » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:12 pm

ed wrote:What am i???

This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long.

..........toothbrush.........

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So, you reckon your toothbrush is 8" long??!! I feel sorry for any women you may meet :lol: :shock: :oops:
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Post by GregS » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:26 pm

Or for people with large fleshy, moist openings.....

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Post by GregS » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:27 pm

Or for people with large fleshy, moist openings.....

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Post by tut » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:23 pm

so good he did it twice...........

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