Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that
morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", And possibly have a present for
me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy
Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids
will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat
despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said,
"Good morning, boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at
least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then
Jane knocked on my door and said,"You know, it's such a beautiful day
outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and
me?" I said, "Thanks Jane, hat's the greatest thing I've heard all
day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. However, we didn't go where we
normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private
table. We had two G & T's each and enjoyed the meal tremendously. On
the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day...We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I
responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's
go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll
be right back." "Okay." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom
and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday
cake...
Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers,
all singing "Happy Birthday!"
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
With a hard on.
