Scottish Elises

Some of you may not know, but currently poor Dodgy dave the barsteward is in New York with his girlfriend ( potentially fiancé) who he romantically calls fleshlight.


Right now on Facebook his life is playing out like the script from a badly written RomCom as the New York weather and heavy snow has screwed his travel plans. Be unfairly blames all of this on BA, and just when you fought BA had sorted it, another twist see's him leaving the airport on a bus back to a hotel.

Normally in these films you're expected to root for the unlucky lead actor, but with it being dodgy dave, and his arrogant queue jumping demeanour, I'm curious to know how many people are actually on his side.

Poor Dave.

Who is Central Clark, and what is Dave doing in him?

#prayfordave

I typed it in a hurry. I wanted to get it posted before a Tramp spat in his mouth and gave him bad aids

BigD wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:32 pm

Poor Dave.

BigD wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:32 pm

Poor Dave.

Yes, that's him. Can't even afford first class.

graeme wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:57 pm

BigD wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:32 pm

Poor Dave.

Yes, that's him. Can't even afford first class.

But he was only in business because there was "no first on that flight". Top skills finding that one

McKeann, there is a glaring omission from the options on your poll: "tip off security that Dodgy Dave has some drugs concealed about/in his person"

That would surely give him some entertainment for his journey (he's probably quite enjoy the searches too).

I reckon he would enjoy the drugs search too much

He seems to be jumping a lot of queues, so there's always the chances someone might shoot him. Fingers crossed.

Dave shoulda been posting the story here. Not on Facebook.

Too busy keeping SE WA updated


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Still on Holiday on the 6th January, I wish

Looks Baltic out there

I'm on hol til Tues 9th!!