Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas
present.
As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided after
careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note,
Not too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of
white fur lined gloves, The sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself at
the same time.
During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the sister
got the gloves and Ron got the knickers, Without checking Ron sealed the
package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:-
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I’ve noticed that you are not wearing any when we go
out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have
chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are
easier to remove. These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought
them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks
and they were hardly soiled at all . I had her try yours on for me and she
looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on
her.
She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and
shiny, In fact she she has'nt needed to wash it since she began wearing
them, I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they
will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times my
lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love
Ron.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur
showing.
