Know anyone that works for Graham Technologies ?

Lazydonkey · Post by **Lazydonkey** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:18 pm

........I'm going to go and visit them in the wee small hours and teach them a f*cking lesson

EVERYTHING that is a problem on my DB is due to someone / something at GT not working properly / doing something stupid.

And i've had enough.

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:26 pm

jj · Post by jj » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:36 pm

Nope, but the guy who owns it lives about a mile from me....

CSK_423 · Post by **CSK_423** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:42 pm

I remember I priced up there offices a few years ago at Inchinnan.

Might have some services drawings kicking about here which would enable you to sus. out the best ventilation ducts to enter and gain access for you small hours mission

kenny · Post by **kenny** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:57 pm

My mate works for them

Lazydonkey · Post by **Lazydonkey** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:14 pm

CSK_423 wrote:I remember I priced up there offices a few years ago at Inchinnan.

Might have some services drawings kicking about here which would enable you to sus. out the best ventilation ducts to enter and gain access for you small hours mission

Now you are talking!

......where did i put that polonium ?

robin · Post by **robin** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:43 pm

Lazydonkey wrote: EVERYTHING that is a problem on my DB is due to someone / something at GT not working properly / doing something stupid.

DB = what?

If you need some proper s/w written, come see us, we are f*cking great

Cheers,
Robin

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:11 pm

robin wrote:
Lazydonkey wrote: EVERYTHING that is a problem on my DB is due to someone / something at GT not working properly / doing something stupid.

DB = what?

If you need some proper s/w written, come see us, we are f*cking great

Cheers,
Robin

database???

(ex oracle faction....)

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:12 pm

why am i giving robin IT advice???????

mac · Post by **mac** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:17 pm

Tom wrote:why am i giving robin IT advice???????

Why would you give anyone IT advice?? Aren't you the guy who couldn't get an attachment to open because you didn't have the software installed

Mac

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:22 pm

mac wrote:
Tom wrote:why am i giving robin IT advice???????

Why would you give anyone IT advice?? Aren't you the guy who couldn't get an attachment to open because you didn't have the software installed

Mac

robin · Post by **robin** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:35 pm

Ah, DB as in database - doh!

I'll get my coat

Robin

johncam · Post by **johncam** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:24 am

I know them (GTech) well... worked with them for 6 years as a customer.

What Database / Application is it they have stuffed??

Cheers,

John

dezzy · Post by **dezzy** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:14 am

I dinnae like Graham Technology. Thought about applying for a job with them for a while, but hated their stupid adverts . . . "are you a bit zany? . . . do you not mind sitting in airport departure lounges at 11pm on a Friday night when all your friends are out on the p!ss? . . . are you crazy and different?" . . . then come and work for us! What a pile of p!sh!!

I now work for one of their "rivals" . . . Real Time Engineering Ltd. We're not really direct rivals; it's just that our directors set up our company around the same time GT was set up and they made it big before we did due to one great product that they've sold worldwide. We're not jealous, honest!

Come and see us if you want some decent quality DBs and software! In fact, lazydonkey, is it not Scottish Power you work for? We've actually got quite a few systems out there, and loads of consultants on-site too. I hope we're not p!ssing you off the way GT are!

Lazydonkey · Post by **Lazydonkey** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:45 am

We'll ihave had to take f*cking work home with me

Quite a long story but im basically trying to work out where an agent was in terms of workload last week using an audit trail table..........when GT does't always populate the table and if it does it f*ckiing batches all actiivty done in a sessin so you end up with 5 audit entries on excactly the same date.

Tis annoying

Dezzy what systems do you guys support ?

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