Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Anything goes in here.....
User avatar
Victor Meldrew
Posts: 5722
Joined: Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:01 pm
Location: Unable to use location services. Please turn on your wifi....

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Victor Meldrew » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:43 am

Ok then, I will try to book it today for next Thursday night.. transport is authorised... :thumbsup
Well it moves... might as well make the most of it....

Noops
Posts: 1438
Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:44 pm

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Noops » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:38 am

Victor Meldrew wrote:Ok then, I will try to book it today for next Thursday night.. transport is authorised... :thumbsup
:thumbsup
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/

I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!

User avatar
Victor Meldrew
Posts: 5722
Joined: Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:01 pm
Location: Unable to use location services. Please turn on your wifi....

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Victor Meldrew » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:18 am

Booked.
Well it moves... might as well make the most of it....

Noops
Posts: 1438
Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:44 pm

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Noops » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:23 pm

Victor Meldrew wrote:Booked.
Cheers Victor. :thumbsup, Mags has been informed and its all systems go :thumbsup
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/

I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!

Noops
Posts: 1438
Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:44 pm

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Noops » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:45 pm

Received a call this afternoon fron L&B finest police force to ask if I was the owner of a VW reg no !"&(*&%), "er no???"" is it regestered to your address??", "yup". "Someone reported running into this vw today at Tesco Carpark Haddington".... Does my wife know??, thats why we are calling sir??

"Was it yourself :? , or your wife driving the vw at the time????," Ha Ha funny c7nt, LOL, :?: :lol:

Wife's car has a slight scuff that Tcut would remove in five seconds...but good on the woman for reporting she had hit the car and took the wrap for it :thumbsup
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/

I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!

Noops
Posts: 1438
Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:44 pm

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Noops » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:51 pm

Never argue with a woman.

One morning,the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and desides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.......She motors out a short distance, anchors,puts her feet up,and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificant.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ' Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book ',she replies,(thinking ,Isn't that obvious?').

'Your in a Restricted Fishing area',he informs her.

'I'm sorry,officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading'.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equiptment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up'.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you'. says the Game Warden.

'Thats true, but you have all the equiptment. For all I Know you could start at any moment'.

'Have a nice day Ma'am and he left.

MORAL;Never argue with a woman who reads. Its likely she can also think . Send this to four women that are thinkers or men who can take it :lol:

Noops
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/

I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!

User avatar
mwmackenzie
Posts: 4308
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:22 pm
Location: Edinburgh

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by mwmackenzie » Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:54 pm

Damn it my mrs has taken up reading :x
Mark MacKenzie

BMW Z4 3.0si, [R14 MMK] To be Ring ready soon

Fancy Ass Merc thingy S [R4 MMK] 85% MacKenzie'd Family Spec

Noops
Posts: 1438
Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:44 pm

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Noops » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:16 am

Just like to say hugh thanks to Mags for my Laz-y-spa she plonked in garden for my birthday. Its been a real blast over the last few days in this rain 40' of lovely heat and sitting in luxury with a beer in hand under the huge parossole. :lol: :thumbsup
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/

I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!

User avatar
Victor Meldrew
Posts: 5722
Joined: Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:01 pm
Location: Unable to use location services. Please turn on your wifi....

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Victor Meldrew » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:07 am

I have a cold.... and I'm miserable... sniff....




oh.... thread bump.... cos i'm bored...
Well it moves... might as well make the most of it....

User avatar
r10crw
Posts: 1966
Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:14 pm
Location: Aberdeenshire

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by r10crw » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:15 am

More than 2 years!
Hairdresser at heart.

User avatar
mwmackenzie
Posts: 4308
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:22 pm
Location: Edinburgh

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by mwmackenzie » Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:25 pm

Holy thread ressurection Batman! :shock:

Hope yoer well John, Not heard from Noops of late, Noops are you there... what cha up to these days, hope you're well! Presumably still managing to hold onto your licence :thumbsup
Mark MacKenzie

BMW Z4 3.0si, [R14 MMK] To be Ring ready soon

Fancy Ass Merc thingy S [R4 MMK] 85% MacKenzie'd Family Spec

Noops
Posts: 1438
Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:44 pm

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Noops » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:41 am

mwmackenzie wrote:Holy thread ressurection Batman! :shock:

Hope yoer well John, Not heard from Noops of late, Noops are you there... what cha up to these days, hope you're well! Presumably still managing to hold onto your licence :thumbsup
Hi Mark

Still alive and well..

Still have a clean licence.. seem to be collecting more bikes than points ATM

Tend to just pop in now and again for a quick look ... don't post as much :roll:

Don't miss the Elise now!! the constant up keep or want for more power etc... .Considering what I run about on just now and what I have coming :wink: If found a nice private road I think there's enough on tap to reach 0-200mph very very quickly :thumbsup :lol: Its just nice to have something else with lot of power and performance for a fraction of the cost of an elise that works and puts that same smile on my face :thumbsup

Hope to come along to a SE camp trip over the summer :thumbsup

If Victor gets his car back we might manage that Rannoch run at some point :wink: or before my licence expires :thumbsup

Noops out :blackeye
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/

I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!

User avatar
Victor Meldrew
Posts: 5722
Joined: Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:01 pm
Location: Unable to use location services. Please turn on your wifi....

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by Victor Meldrew » Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:35 am

You never know... may see some pictures of it over the weekend...
Well it moves... might as well make the most of it....

User avatar
tut
Barefoot Ninja
Posts: 22975
Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:53 pm
Location: Tut End, Glen of Newmill

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by tut » Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:57 pm

Has to be a bike for 200mph Neil, but then that would not be a fraction of an Elise price.

tut

User avatar
flyingscot68
Posts: 1877
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:31 pm
Location: East Kilbride
Contact:

Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Post by flyingscot68 » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:59 pm

Noops wrote: If found a nice private road I think there's enough on tap to reach 0-200mph very very quickly :thumbsup :lol:
Your ZZR won't do 200.
Believe me, I've tried many times ;-)

Post Reply