Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
- Victor Meldrew
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Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Ok then, I will try to book it today for next Thursday night.. transport is authorised...
Well it moves... might as well make the most of it....
Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Victor Meldrew wrote:Ok then, I will try to book it today for next Thursday night.. transport is authorised...
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
- Victor Meldrew
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Booked.
Well it moves... might as well make the most of it....
Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Cheers Victor. , Mags has been informed and its all systems goVictor Meldrew wrote:Booked.
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Received a call this afternoon fron L&B finest police force to ask if I was the owner of a VW reg no !"&(*&%), "er no???"" is it regestered to your address??", "yup". "Someone reported running into this vw today at Tesco Carpark Haddington".... Does my wife know??, thats why we are calling sir??
"Was it yourself , or your wife driving the vw at the time????," Ha Ha funny c7nt, LOL,
Wife's car has a slight scuff that Tcut would remove in five seconds...but good on the woman for reporting she had hit the car and took the wrap for it
"Was it yourself , or your wife driving the vw at the time????," Ha Ha funny c7nt, LOL,
Wife's car has a slight scuff that Tcut would remove in five seconds...but good on the woman for reporting she had hit the car and took the wrap for it
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Never argue with a woman.
One morning,the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and desides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.......She motors out a short distance, anchors,puts her feet up,and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificant.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ' Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book ',she replies,(thinking ,Isn't that obvious?').
'Your in a Restricted Fishing area',he informs her.
'I'm sorry,officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading'.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equiptment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up'.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you'. says the Game Warden.
'Thats true, but you have all the equiptment. For all I Know you could start at any moment'.
'Have a nice day Ma'am and he left.
MORAL;Never argue with a woman who reads. Its likely she can also think . Send this to four women that are thinkers or men who can take it
Noops
One morning,the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and desides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.......She motors out a short distance, anchors,puts her feet up,and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificant.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ' Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book ',she replies,(thinking ,Isn't that obvious?').
'Your in a Restricted Fishing area',he informs her.
'I'm sorry,officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading'.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equiptment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up'.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you'. says the Game Warden.
'Thats true, but you have all the equiptment. For all I Know you could start at any moment'.
'Have a nice day Ma'am and he left.
MORAL;Never argue with a woman who reads. Its likely she can also think . Send this to four women that are thinkers or men who can take it
Noops
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
- mwmackenzie
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Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Damn it my mrs has taken up reading
Mark MacKenzie
BMW Z4 3.0si, [R14 MMK] To be Ring ready soon
Fancy Ass Merc thingy S [R4 MMK] 85% MacKenzie'd Family Spec
BMW Z4 3.0si, [R14 MMK] To be Ring ready soon
Fancy Ass Merc thingy S [R4 MMK] 85% MacKenzie'd Family Spec
Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Just like to say hugh thanks to Mags for my Laz-y-spa she plonked in garden for my birthday. Its been a real blast over the last few days in this rain 40' of lovely heat and sitting in luxury with a beer in hand under the huge parossole.
http://www.patersonpropertymaintenanceservices.co.uk/
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
- Victor Meldrew
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I have a cold.... and I'm miserable... sniff....
oh.... thread bump.... cos i'm bored...
oh.... thread bump.... cos i'm bored...
Well it moves... might as well make the most of it....
- mwmackenzie
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Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Holy thread ressurection Batman!
Hope yoer well John, Not heard from Noops of late, Noops are you there... what cha up to these days, hope you're well! Presumably still managing to hold onto your licence
Hope yoer well John, Not heard from Noops of late, Noops are you there... what cha up to these days, hope you're well! Presumably still managing to hold onto your licence
Mark MacKenzie
BMW Z4 3.0si, [R14 MMK] To be Ring ready soon
Fancy Ass Merc thingy S [R4 MMK] 85% MacKenzie'd Family Spec
BMW Z4 3.0si, [R14 MMK] To be Ring ready soon
Fancy Ass Merc thingy S [R4 MMK] 85% MacKenzie'd Family Spec
Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Hi Markmwmackenzie wrote:Holy thread ressurection Batman!
Hope yoer well John, Not heard from Noops of late, Noops are you there... what cha up to these days, hope you're well! Presumably still managing to hold onto your licence
Still alive and well..
Still have a clean licence.. seem to be collecting more bikes than points ATM
Tend to just pop in now and again for a quick look ... don't post as much
Don't miss the Elise now!! the constant up keep or want for more power etc... .Considering what I run about on just now and what I have coming If found a nice private road I think there's enough on tap to reach 0-200mph very very quickly Its just nice to have something else with lot of power and performance for a fraction of the cost of an elise that works and puts that same smile on my face
Hope to come along to a SE camp trip over the summer
If Victor gets his car back we might manage that Rannoch run at some point or before my licence expires
Noops out
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I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
- Victor Meldrew
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You never know... may see some pictures of it over the weekend...
Well it moves... might as well make the most of it....
Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Has to be a bike for 200mph Neil, but then that would not be a fraction of an Elise price.
tut
tut
- flyingscot68
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Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)
Your ZZR won't do 200.Noops wrote: If found a nice private road I think there's enough on tap to reach 0-200mph very very quickly
Believe me, I've tried many times