Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

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Post by Noops » Fri May 13, 2011 5:28 pm

r10crw wrote:Bloody hell Neil thats a lot of rats!
I once saw a "rat flitting" through the middle of a field, literally thousands of them running down the hill, looked like a black river :shock: Guess you are dealing with the same sort of thing.
The place was bloody moving :( and we are still trapping 50ish a week although its coming down :| :? , however its been a bugger to get a grips with , the other pest co let it get into an absolute mess over a number of years and had lost compleat control and was being kicked out for being " furcking usless" according to the farmers wife.

Got a lovely note with the cheque this morning thanking me for all the hard work I've put in....its rather nice when folk do that :thumbsup .
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Post by Victor Meldrew » Sun May 15, 2011 10:14 pm

Nice to be nice... :thumbsup
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Re: Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward (FALC)

Post by kenny » Mon May 16, 2011 7:57 am

Random curiosity question. what do you do with a 1000 dead rats?

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Post by tut » Mon May 16, 2011 8:02 am

He sells them to the local Indian Restaurant.

tut

ps Mags keeps some back to make a genuine ratatouille.

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Post by Noops » Mon May 16, 2011 8:07 am

tut wrote:He sells them to the local Indian Restaurant.

tut

ps Mags keeps some back to make a genuine ratatouille.

:lol: :damnfunny
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Post by Noops » Mon May 16, 2011 8:16 am

kenny wrote:Random curiosity question. what do you do with a 1000 dead rats?
We had to have a huge fire in a dump area ( farmers like to hold onto all sorts of crap)...to get rid of piles of wood, bales etc where 100's of rats were living, now everything goes on the burn pile and is :flame :flame . However if you miss a day of burning the dead, these rats vanish...other rats comming to the burn pile and eat them...

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Post by colintinto » Mon May 16, 2011 9:56 am

So is this an old wives tale then...

Story goes that the best way to reduce the rat population is to catch them live, and put them in a barrel with a lid so they can't get out. Over time, the most dominant rat gets so hungry it eats all the others, and becomes a cannibal rat. Then you release the one that's left, and it rampages around killing and eating all the other rats.

Urban myth?

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Post by Victor Meldrew » Mon May 16, 2011 10:19 pm

colintinto wrote:So is this an old wives tale then...

Story goes that the best way to reduce the rat population is to catch them live, and put them in a barrel with a lid so they can't get out. Over time, the most dominant rat gets so hungry it eats all the others, and becomes a cannibal rat. Then you release the one that's left, and it rampages around killing and eating all the other rats.

Urban myth?

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Post by Noops » Mon May 16, 2011 10:53 pm

Victor Meldrew wrote:
colintinto wrote:So is this an old wives tale then...

Story goes that the best way to reduce the rat population is to catch them live, and put them in a barrel with a lid so they can't get out. Over time, the most dominant rat gets so hungry it eats all the others, and becomes a cannibal rat. Then you release the one that's left, and it rampages around killing and eating all the other rats.

Urban myth?

Colin

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Post by Victor Meldrew » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:46 pm

So.. when Ken gets back.. and when Mrs Ken lets him out :wink: will we be having a get together of the oldies club somewhere?
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Post by bertieduff » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:33 am

:withstupid :thumbsup

Though times have sure changed: Ken married and victor polishing his car :damnfunny
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Post by Noops » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:27 pm

bertieduff wrote::withstupid :thumbsup

Though times have sure changed: Ken married and victor polishing his car :damnfunny
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Post by Victor Meldrew » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:21 pm

I wont be getting home until the 21st of June.. Senna the movie showing on the 23rd should work for me

Might just have to drag old Noops along as well..
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Post by Victor Meldrew » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:22 pm

Well it moves... might as well make the most of it....

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Post by Noops » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:12 pm

Victor Meldrew wrote:I wont be getting home until the 21st of June.. Senna the movie showing on the 23rd should work for me

Might just have to drag old Noops along as well..
I've been out kayaking all afternoon first time in a while and you couldent drag me out this chair right now.... :wink: However Senna the movie sounds cool :thumbsup
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