Seen as how i'm sitting in on a Sat

woody · Post by **woody** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:41 am

I'm now 2 months seperated from the ex-missus.....

What exactly is the best way to casually drop 'i drive a lotus actually' into a conversation with a young ladiee without apperaing a total bellend

Not that i've ever plumbed such depths

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:53 am

There is no way that works as it is a bit like saying I have a small dick. Best just to meet someone any other normal way and then take them for a spin in the Lotus that works big style especially if they have no idea what car you have

unless you want to impress an 18 year old

woody · Post by **woody** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:10 am

18 Does for me

bertieduff · Post by **bertieduff** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:53 am

I might point out that sitting in on a saturday night ain't the best way to score either

As far as impressing the ladies- forget it mate. Most of them delicate creatures can't or won't get into the damn thing in the first place..

Charm ,good looks and a huge penis are what you need.

Or so my friends keep telling me

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:58 am

bertieduff wrote:
Charm ,good looks and a huge penis are what you need.

Yes but what if you dant have any off them

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:55 am

woody wrote:I'm now 2 months seperated from the ex-missus.....

What exactly is the best way to casually drop 'i drive a lotus actually' into a conversation with a young ladiee without apperaing a total bellend

Not that i've ever plumbed such depths

Awaiting Lord Ed to come along and offer advice on using 'lotus' in chat up lines...........

M Blur · Post by **M Blur** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:58 pm

best way is to not mention it. then get them up to KH for some on track fun..

Post by ed » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:14 pm

woody · Post by **woody** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:27 pm

The original post was meant in jest. Just, all my mates now say 'he drives a lotus' as soon i chat to anyone....

Not usually as sad on a sat night, but been away on the

all week anyway

p.s. No lines ed?

Post by ed » Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:35 pm

I said it once in jest. Most girls dont know what they are!

woody · Post by **woody** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:37 pm

... and then recoil in horror if they have to get in one

woody · Post by **woody** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:32 pm

there's a wrong type

r055 · Post by **r055** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:14 pm

NOOPS 160 wrote:
woody wrote:there's a wrong type
OH yes....

http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-on ... en-w10.htm

dont ask how i got that url!

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:11 pm

woody wrote:there's a wrong type

Most definately there are several wrong types

woody · Post by **woody** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:10 am

r055 wrote:
NOOPS 160 wrote:
woody wrote:there's a wrong type
OH yes....
http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-on ... en-w10.htm

dont ask how i got that url!

Dang! I've got freckles

Scottish Elises

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