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Seen as how i'm sitting in on a Sat
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:41 am
by woody
I'm now 2 months seperated from the ex-missus.....
What exactly is the best way to casually drop 'i drive a lotus actually' into a conversation with a young ladiee without apperaing a total bellend
Not that i've ever plumbed such depths
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:53 am
by ExigeKen
There is no way that works as it is a bit like saying I have a small dick. Best just to meet someone any other normal way and then take them for a spin in the Lotus that works big style especially if they have no idea what car you have
unless you want to impress an 18 year old
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:10 am
by woody
18 Does for me
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:53 am
by bertieduff
I might point out that sitting in on a saturday night ain't the best way to score either
As far as impressing the ladies- forget it mate. Most of them delicate creatures can't or won't get into the damn thing in the first place..
Charm ,good looks and a huge penis are what you need.
Or so my friends keep telling me
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:58 am
by ExigeKen
bertieduff wrote:
Charm ,good looks and a huge penis are what you need.
Yes but what if you dant have any off them
Re: Seen as how i'm sitting in on a Sat
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:55 am
by Dominic
woody wrote:I'm now 2 months seperated from the ex-missus.....
What exactly is the best way to casually drop 'i drive a lotus actually' into a conversation with a young ladiee without apperaing a total bellend
Not that i've ever plumbed such depths
Awaiting Lord Ed to come along and offer advice on using 'lotus' in chat up lines...........
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:58 pm
by M Blur
best way is to not mention it. then get them up to KH for some on track fun..
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:14 pm
by ed
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:27 pm
by woody
The original post was meant in jest. Just, all my mates now say 'he drives a lotus' as soon i chat to anyone....
Not usually as sad on a sat night, but been away on the
all week anyway
p.s. No lines ed?
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:35 pm
by ed
I said it once in jest. Most girls dont know what they are!
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:37 pm
by woody
... and then recoil in horror if they have to get in one
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:32 pm
by woody
there's a wrong type
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:14 pm
by r055
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:11 pm
by ExigeKen
woody wrote:there's a wrong type
Most definately there are several wrong types
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:10 am
by woody
Dang! I've got freckles
