Paul (thinfourth) said that he doesn't like to read SELOC ("Cock") so was asking what the ad was for.
Neil then reminded us that he doesn't like cock either (though the ones who deny it the most are always the ones to watch out for

).
Paul then misinterpreted (deliberately I suspect) Neil's response to mean that maybe Neil was being sold on SELOC.
This confused Neil it seems.
Tut was suggesting the Danoul was perhaps taking the piss but really needs to get out more.
Paul then went into Yoda mode, though what he was actually trying to say know not we do.
Nobody was having a go at you, though to be fair you could also not accuse anyone of on-topic responses
As to Danoul's exhaust, no, he is not serious
Cheers,
Robin