Scottish Elises

on way to work this morning in my angry orange rollerskate, onto the erskine bridge climbing through the rev range in second gear feeling like a proper schumacher as i rip past a challenge from a fiat uno (he was going for it i tell you!!) all of a sudden a gay puff of wind nearly blows me right off the bridge into the other lane!!! Christ, you forget how light these cars really are, i did touch cloth for a minute and proceeded to get laughed at tby the uno driver as he overtook me

all of a sudden a gay puff nearly blows me

now whats more disturbing....that i wrote something similar to that...or that you managed to ever so quickly pick those specific words out of a sentence JJ?

he used his gaydar to detect the gay phrase!

lol

it's bloooody windy outside my office right now - bit worried a bit of tree could fall off and damage my little elise!

ninja

Koop, actually saw the rollerskate about half an hour ago. Someone was tearing round Blochairn fish market in it....
































Jus; kidding! Saw it parked up outside the boat place.

thats cos its my company

i dont think anyone round here would be stupid enough to steal my car mate

I hate when it's windy in the elise. I used to commute across to fife and the bridge was a nightmare! literally would get blown across lanes - gives you no confidence in the car.

I`ll be up in a minute to do a runner with your wagon. 3pm OK? Any chance you could hook up a sealine 47footer as well I'll have that too.

jke11y wrote:I`ll be up in a minute to do a runner with your wagon. 3pm OK? Any chance you could hook up a sealine 47footer as well I'll have that too.

ha ha ha, not a good idea mate, police all over the joint just now. Think somebody got fcuk up just round the corner. Never a dull minute in the east end Some bint killed another bird right outside last month over a parking space!!

I do happen to have a T47 in stock at £349,995.


will sir be paying cash?

On second thoughts, the 47 just isnt me. Its too, well 47footy.

What about a 46? That would be way more my style.

I''ll cut you a cheque from my student royalties chequebook.

is your place at prossers?

Mac

it is prossers mr mac

and while im on the subject im dropping my pants on prices this week to move stock quickly as we have over 100 boats in stock just now
Anyone fancying anything from a jetski, sports run about up to a full bhoona million pound plus playboy boat feel free to enquire

Is it still called Prossers.

I remember it used to be a Rover dealership.

Would love to have a wee thing to crusie the lochs but just a little too pricey for me.

Cheers

Mac

Prossers was my dad and his brother in Royston Road. He got sick of cars and after his brother died he set up Prosser Marine in Blochairn and sold the car garage to Arnold Clark. Same family, different product now
You can get something at very silly money just now. We just took in a mint 26ft sportscruiser finance reposession that would retail at 40k but is being sold for 20k to move super quick. Have a look at our ad in auto trader this week

Interesting

Unfortunatly I was fighting out of my leauge when I bought the elise.

Be more than a while before I can afford another similar purchase

Mac