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Thanks Jonathan, long time no see! Now you have an excuse to venture to darkest West Lothianjonathannealeuk wrote:A belated congrats from us!
Hope you are doing well!
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For the SE Breeders - By Special Request - Vasectomy Review
Apologies for those sitting down to a meal.........but you did ask Campbell!!Can you write a review for us please Iain?
After the birth of our second child , my wife Gail arranged for me (without my knowing) to have a private "SNIP" under a local anesthetic.
I received a few leaflets through the post advising me of my appointment date and how to prepare my nether regions for the operation.
This involves a liberal dose of talcum powder and some very careful strokes with a bic disposable .
I forgot all about this procedure on my manhood until the evening before the appointment...... I dismissed the talc and bic procedure as too dangerous....as I had had a few drinks by then.....and had a look in the bathroom cabinet.
Immac was chosen and liberally applied to my "hips and haws". Two minutes later I was in absolute agony and was trying to wash the IMMAC off with a spray of cold water from the shower head.
Eventually I managed to clean off all of the offending paste and examined the aforementioned area.
THINK PLUCKED CHICKEN - My hair had totally disappeared and was replaced with angry follicle holes.
Next day - arrived at Hospital to be met by a nurse (old girlfriend from decades ago) who asked me to strip,put a gown on and wait in a screened area.
She returned and asked to see evidence of my "preparation"
She just about wet herself when she saw the immac aftermath!.....and no pleading from me that someone else must surely have tried this before.....would stop her laughing
She wheeled me into the surgery to meet the (Micro) Surgeon and told him to prepare himself - whisked back my gown - to reveal my extreemely hairless b*ll*cks.
He shrugged his shoulders and advised me that any pain from the imminent procedure would be negligible compared to what I had done to myself the evening before.
The operation went OK.
A bit of discomfort for a couple of weeks
And to this day .....not a hair has grown back on my "hips and haws"
Its official - I have the smoothest b*lls in Perthshire!!
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Thank you for sharing Iain. I think I will just get our garden shears out, TBH.
Thank you for sharing Iain. I think I will just get our garden shears out, TBH.
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Re: For the SE Breeders - By Special Request - Vasectomy Re
Thats just made my night. MagsIAINBOAG wrote:Apologies for those sitting down to a meal.........but you did ask Campbell!!Can you write a review for us please Iain?
After the birth of our second child , my wife Gail arranged for me (without my knowing) to have a private "SNIP" under a local anesthetic.
I received a few leaflets through the post advising me of my appointment date and how to prepare my nether regions for the operation.
This involves a liberal dose of talcum powder and some very careful strokes with a bic disposable .
I forgot all about this procedure on my manhood until the evening before the appointment...... I dismissed the talc and bic procedure as too dangerous....as I had had a few drinks by then.....and had a look in the bathroom cabinet.
Immac was chosen and liberally applied to my "hips and haws". Two minutes later I was in absolute agony and was trying to wash the IMMAC off with a spray of cold water from the shower head.
Eventually I managed to clean off all of the offending paste and examined the aforementioned area.
THINK PLUCKED CHICKEN - My hair had totally disappeared and was replaced with angry follicle holes.
Next day - arrived at Hospital to be met by a nurse (old girlfriend from decades ago) who asked me to strip,put a gown on and wait in a screened area.
She returned and asked to see evidence of my "preparation"
She just about wet herself when she saw the immac aftermath!.....and no pleading from me that someone else must surely have tried this before.....would stop her laughing
She wheeled me into the surgery to meet the (Micro) Surgeon and told him to prepare himself - whisked back my gown - to reveal my extreemely hairless b*ll*cks.
He shrugged his shoulders and advised me that any pain from the imminent procedure would be negligible compared to what I had done to myself the evening before.
The operation went OK.
A bit of discomfort for a couple of weeks
And to this day .....not a hair has grown back on my "hips and haws"
Its official - I have the smoothest b*lls in Perthshire!!
Re: For the SE Breeders - By Special Request - Vasectomy Re
Classic review Iain - word of warning don't go for a reversal operation as that is quite a different story all togetherIAINBOAG wrote:Apologies for those sitting down to a meal.........but you did ask Campbell!!Can you write a review for us please Iain?
After the birth of our second child , my wife Gail arranged for me (without my knowing) to have a private "SNIP" under a local anesthetic.
I received a few leaflets through the post advising me of my appointment date and how to prepare my nether regions for the operation.
This involves a liberal dose of talcum powder and some very careful strokes with a bic disposable .
I forgot all about this procedure on my manhood until the evening before the appointment...... I dismissed the talc and bic procedure as too dangerous....as I had had a few drinks by then.....and had a look in the bathroom cabinet.
Immac was chosen and liberally applied to my "hips and haws". Two minutes later I was in absolute agony and was trying to wash the IMMAC off with a spray of cold water from the shower head.
Eventually I managed to clean off all of the offending paste and examined the aforementioned area.
THINK PLUCKED CHICKEN - My hair had totally disappeared and was replaced with angry follicle holes.
Next day - arrived at Hospital to be met by a nurse (old girlfriend from decades ago) who asked me to strip,put a gown on and wait in a screened area.
She returned and asked to see evidence of my "preparation"
She just about wet herself when she saw the immac aftermath!.....and no pleading from me that someone else must surely have tried this before.....would stop her laughing
She wheeled me into the surgery to meet the (Micro) Surgeon and told him to prepare himself - whisked back my gown - to reveal my extreemely hairless b*ll*cks.
He shrugged his shoulders and advised me that any pain from the imminent procedure would be negligible compared to what I had done to myself the evening before.
The operation went OK.
A bit of discomfort for a couple of weeks
And to this day .....not a hair has grown back on my "hips and haws"
Its official - I have the smoothest b*lls in Perthshire!!
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Re: For the SE Breeders - By Special Request - Vasectomy Re
Hair replacement therapy one your nutsExigeKen wrote:Classic review Iain - word of warning don't go for a reversal operation as that is quite a different story all togetherIAINBOAG wrote:Its official - I have the smoothest b*lls in Perthshire!!
Now that does sound painful