DANGEROUS SCAM!!

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DANGEROUS SCAM!!

Post by deano15482 » Wed May 16, 2007 12:54 am

in asda while packing shopping in car you may be approached by 2 gorgeous 18 yr old eastern european girls in tiny tops.

they wash your windscreen with tits hanging out and ask that you give them a lift to the next shop as way of payment

on way,they strip and go down on each other.
then 1 climbs in the front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet
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i had mine stolen ;ast tues and weds,twice on thurs and sat and then again today.

BE CAREFUL PEOPLE!!!!








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Post by bertieduff » Wed May 16, 2007 2:08 am

:scratch can't see it working in an elise :roll:
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Re: DANGEROUS SCAM!!

Post by Dominic » Wed May 16, 2007 8:37 am

deano15482 wrote: i had mine stolen ;ast tues and weds,twice on thurs and sat and then again today.

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Post by k12chu » Wed May 16, 2007 1:54 pm

time to change my wallet...

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Post by tut » Wed May 16, 2007 3:43 pm

Had the same thing happen to me in Bugis Street, Singapore, 1963.

They worked in pairs, looked for wallets in the back pocket, took you down the alley, took it in turns with the blow job whilst the other one eased out your wallet.

The trick of course was to have a load of old wallets with a couple of bucks sticking out, and lean with your back pocket against the wall and pretend that you did not know what was happening.

You came, they went, no harm done, back to the beers with your Royal Marine buddies.

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ps This was the same time as the Viet Nam War, so we also had a lot of Yanks over there, who were as gullible as Boy Scouts, which is why we got away with it.

You also took a chance on who was doing the honours, though the Kaities (gender changers) had fantastic bodies, and skills, so after a few Tiger beers it did not really matter.
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Post by timmsky » Wed May 16, 2007 3:50 pm

tut wrote:Had the same thing happen to me in Bugi Street, Singapore, 1963.

They worked in pairs, looked for wallets in the back pocket, took you down the alley, took it in turns with the blow job whilst the other one eased out your wallet.

The trick of course was to have a load of old wallets with a couple of bucks sticking out, and lean with your back pocket against the wall and pretend that you did not know what was happening.

You came, they went, no harm done, back to the beers with your Royal Marine buddies.

tut
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Post by tut » Wed May 16, 2007 3:56 pm

Trust you to pre-empt me.

Could not remember the term "ladyboys"

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Post by timmsky » Wed May 16, 2007 4:04 pm

tut wrote:Trust you to pre-empt me.

Could not remember the term "ladyboys"

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Post by tut » Wed May 16, 2007 4:15 pm

She/he was one of my favourites.

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Post by rossybee » Thu May 17, 2007 11:19 am

tut wrote:She/he was one of my favourites.

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