Scottish Elises

So the wee feckers get in yesterday pull the wires out of the roller shutter (415v) and then put super glue in the main entrance door.

I now have to wait for the factors to open to get a lock smith here else I am not getting in tonight.

don't you just love Pikee's.........shame they didn't get a wee shock doing it.


My sis (who was working in ERI A&E) told me an amusing story about a dumb pikee who tried to torch a car in Asda's car park last year.

He was clever enough to get himself covered in petrol before trying to spark the car - didn't take the plod long to find him Apparently he had bits of burnt shell suit in his skin!

Good luck sorting it mate

The Pikeys used to nick all the high voltage overhead cables when they were building the tramway in Birmingham. So they put up most of it in a couple of days and electrified it....

*Zap* Take that pikey!

I need this installed instead of a roller door.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tJF3qBW ... opl%2Ehtml

I once heard a story (could well be urban myth though!) about a guy, in the late 80s, who kept getting his Sierra Cosworth broken into/nicked.

He decided the best way round it was to hook the car up to the mains at night.

Seems fair to me.....

My bro once (Just once) left his car unlocked at Agricultural college one night and they spent hours stiching copper wire into the seats then connected it to a electric fence genorator thing behind the seat... Imagine jumping into the car to drive off how long it takes to get out without touching the seat....

tuscan_thunder wrote:I once heard a story (could well be urban myth though!) about a guy, in the late 80s, who kept getting his Sierra Cosworth broken into/nicked.

He decided the best way round it was to hook the car up to the mains at night.

Seems fair to me.....

It's partially true, unfortunately he was asked by HM protectors of the peace to dismantle it.

Sounded a great plan - he used the car's electrics through an inverter (like the ones you use for campers) to take the 12V DC to 240V AC and electrified the shell of his Cossy. (alledgedly)

Damn fine - little barstewards in Middlesbrough had it coming

Keeps on coming, called the rozzers tonight on the way in as I just saw 4 of them leaving.

Spoke to my neighbour (single female, easy Shug) and she got abuse from them when she got in 5 mins earlier.

Called the rozzers.

Rozzers busy, pikey circus in the meadows and "a royal in town".

1 hour later they put a window in at the front of the flat and set fire to the stair well lighting up the not insubstantial junk mail pile.

1 rozzer car with 2 rozzers and a fire truck with 5 firemen.

Dicked off firemen were pissed they could not find the fore alarm control box till I went over to give them a pointer. Even then they were even more dicked off it was mounted ~7 foot off the ground and was locked.

Spoke to the rozzer and asked what was the chat for me taking a photo of the scrotes to save him taking 20 statements next time, would I be done for being a paedo ? "Save yourself the bother of a claim and write down what he looks like and call us". It aint an easy job.

Thats awful mate. I hope they get caught but I guess there is little chance of that really.

time to move mate?

NOOPS 160 wrote:fcuk halfwits I have the cure right here .......... radical solution but rather effective

I know 999 is for emergancies only but when the wee neds where using my quiet culdesac for drifting practice
3 calls to the station = nothing
1 call to 999 = 3 squad cars !!!

They left as we phoned but came back just as the police arrived

the best anti theft unit i have heard of is the one which gives an electric shock when u pull the door handle of the locked car. its available in USA. am sure it would be available around here too. just a matter of searching