Neds don't you just hate them?

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:49 pm

Some wee jakie ned has just tried to ram me on a roundabout in Paisley twice. One wonders how neds can afford BMW X5s but then there is a big market for drugs I guess. His line of platter was pretty much like his driving w*nk.

Off for a stiff whisky

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:52 pm

You were in paisley after dark....

Brave man!! You've been hanging around Neil and his guns too much I reckon...

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:52 pm

DDtB wrote:You were in paisley after dark....

Brave man!! You've been hanging around Neil and his guns too much I reckon...

tut · Post by **tut** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:06 am

Is he still conscious Ken?

tut

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:10 am

tut wrote:Is he still conscious Ken?

tut

I am afraid so Tut as after an exchange of words I decided to get out and have a word with him but as I went to get out of my car he turned rather nasty and I decided cowardice was the best move and reversed away. My last conversation with someone like him cost me dear - am having a second operation on my nose next week to help me breath.

The_Rossatron · Post by **The_Rossatron** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:43 am

F*cking hate them all.

Sitting at a bus stop yesterday in haymarket and my girlfriend and I got harrased by an alcoholic jakey tosser, pulled something out his pocket either pretending it to be a weapon or it was an actual weapon. In hindsight I don't know why i didn't go straight to the police.

They should all be shot on site, rather than being "rehabilitated" and sent off to centre parcs.

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:51 am

Must be something to do with X5 drivers

I had one pull out in front of me on the way home from the Dukes pass on friday, He sat about 50 mph on the straights, and slower in the corners (which are easy 60 mph), after a couple of miles I pulled out to pass him, at ahich point he nailed his accelerator, I passed him, doing over 100 tuts, and cleared off, only to have him sitting right on my bumper as I went through a 30 zone doing about 35

Utter barsteward

... Rant over!

Anti X5 and other pointless 4x4s faction

EliseR · Post by **EliseR** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:55 am

Dominic wrote:Must be something to do with X5 drivers I had one pull out in front of me on the way home from the Dukes pass on friday, He sat about 50 mph on the straights, and slower in the corners (which are easy 60 mph), after a couple of miles I pulled out to pass him, at ahich point he nailed his accelerator, I passed him, doing over 100 tuts, and cleared off, only to have him sitting right on my bumper as I went through a 30 zone doing about 35 Utter barsteward ... Rant over!

Anti X5 and other pointless 4x4s faction

The street where I live is 4x4 kingdom. Honda CRV seems to be the flavour of the month at the moment. This is no joke, my three immediate neighbours all have a grey CRV, and on the way out of the street (Its a large culdesac), I can probably count at least another 8 CRV's.

You also have the other typical executive Mercs, Beemers and other [insert boringmobile here]...

Each morning, you see the same routine, kids being packed into the gas guzzlers, to be driven 1/2 a mile round the corner where an army of 4x4's sit creating insane tailbacks at the local school.

Ban them I say

Gary.

MacK · Post by **MacK** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:02 am

You can hardly call a CRV a gas gussler

But agree with the point about school-runs, whatever car the parent has chosen to own.

EliseR · Post by **EliseR** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:06 am

MacK wrote:You can hardly call a CRV a gas gussler

But agree with the point about school-runs, whatever car the parent has chosen to own.

I know nothing about cars me

Its big, looks like a land rover and its ugly as hell....I just presumed it swallowed fuel like it's going out of fashion...

G.

MacK · Post by **MacK** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:10 am

A diesel CRV will be more economical than your 111R, and they are smaller than a Mondeo.

EliseR · Post by **EliseR** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:11 am

shooomer wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=wm3n1oOa9DM <- gas gussler

Was that video sped up or can that SUV shift?

jj · Post by jj » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:14 am

GWhittle wrote:
shooomer wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=wm3n1oOa9DM <- gas gussler
Was that video sped up or can that SUV shift?

Its an ML63, so think 6.3L AMG tuned.

Have seen a few ML63s in Glasgow of late, think they are this years Cayenne turbo...

EliseR · Post by **EliseR** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:14 am

MacK wrote:A diesel CRV will be more economical than your 111R, and they are smaller than a Mondeo.

sh*t and wow, I had no idea.

I think my household with cars leaves a bigger carbon footprint than the rest of my street combined, maybe I should quit moaning about my neighbours

I have three PC's on 24 / 7 and a rather big bath permanently heated in my garage (which is err, still a garage if the council asks).

Gary.

rossybee · Post by **rossybee** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:08 pm

shooomer wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=wm3n1oOa9DM <- gas gussler