Scottish Elises

Sums up the experience of owning a stupid plastic car quite nicely



1. You think there is something wrong with you because the novelty has not yet worn off....after 3 years
2. You’ve spent the same money on your car as your next door neighbour. He drives a Mundaneo/Golf/Focus/Vectra.
3. ...and you get more MPG
4. ...and MPH!
5. When the quickest road is the back road...
6. On some corners of the track, you are yelling at Ferraris to get out of the f*cking way
7. The fear of crashing will soon fade, unfortunately it is replaced with the rather reckless notion of “Well, that’s why I pay insuranceâ€

Nice to see someone discovering that again...

Haven't seen it in years

I've never seen that before. Definitely made me chuckle. . . . although it would have been better if you'd replaced all the "VXs" with "elises"

(it's been going on the BBS and SELOC for donkeys, someone has already swapped all the Elises for VXs, by the looks of things)

First time I have seen it, and the only thing wrong was I don't work in IT.

BiggestNizzy wrote:First time I have seen it, and the only thing wrong was I don't work in IT.

But secretly you want to

VXJON you god

guess whos still logged in

fun eh?

I like to come out the closet

DDtb alfa driving love god

woo ho

Vx220s rule

Can I own up to hating the stripes on my car, ever since I had them done

Dom and VXJon are currently smooching each other on the couch... it's non stop man love over there...... that's the last time I convince Dom to 'take a drink..... '