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Shugs new car ?!?!
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:47 pm
by DDtB
Go on.... admit it.... it's yours isn't it!!!!
mwahahahahaha

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:13 pm
by simon
I used to see a Calibra (I think) in Arbroath that had the reg C5HUG, complete with mis-spaced letters

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:05 pm
by mac
I saw a BMW 1 series with a similarly suitable plate -took a photo but can't remember where it is
Mac
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:22 pm
by DDtB
now I'm wondering what a Group of Shugs would be called since there seems to be more than one about......
Maybe they have their own secret society of Shugdom.... all hail Shug... leader of the Shug-ites......
I think I need to get out more....

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:23 pm
by Rich H
No I think you need to get out alot less!

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:25 pm
by kenny
tedbakerman wrote:now I'm wondering what a Group of Shugs would be called since there seems to be more than one about......
Maybe they have their own secret society of Shugdom.... all hail Shug... leader of the Shug-ites........

Shug-a-thon
Shugarama
Shugland
Dunno, sounds like a gay theme park to me

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:18 pm
by Lazydonkey
I quite like the thought of a "bonanza of shugs"
is that not the correct collective noun ?

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:14 pm
by Shug
Whoa!!!! Bloody hell!
You know what car I had before the Liz?
A mark 1 Hyundai Coupe - in black!!!!
That's a bit odd.. never had a chav-plate though..

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:23 pm
by Rich H
Clearly you have a fan paying homage to the almighty Shug!!

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:26 pm
by Shug
And the collective noun for a group of Shugs is a th(r)ong.
...as if there coudl be more than one!

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:33 pm
by Rich H
Telly's pants and I'm bored...
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:42 am
by Rich H
***NEWSFLASH***
A throng of Shugs was spotted today terrorizing the Scottish Borders. Up to 12 Shuggites were seen to be driving far too quickly, scaring horses and digging up the verges. There has also been an infestation reported in the Aberdeen area.
A government spokesman today recommended that they should not be approached and the only safe way to passify a Shuggite is to dose it with coffee. A good meal in a pub style setting will result in a tempory cesation in hostilities, but will soon wear off.
The signs of a Shuggite infestation is loud roaring noises followed by a flash of multicoloured plastic and aluminium normally along a road, but occasionally seen in hedges and fields. If confronted by a Shuggite the best option is to move to the center of the road, thus preventing it form passing safely and ensure that it will have to work harder to pass you, when it does pass you, flash your lights and gesticulate wildly for good measure
Please donate just £3 a month to assist these hopelss dregs of humanity. Just £40 will provide a Shuggite a tank of fuel and a little oil and get him to piss off somewhere else. Just £400 will pay for a quieter OEM exhaust and CAT that will assist in weaning the bugger off loud noises. £5695 will buy a new Kia Picanto, the only known cure for Shuggism.
This condition can be defeated with a sustained campaign of speed cameras, 100mm sleeping policemen and fuel price hikes, but it has been said the hard core Shuggite may well have to be humanely culled.
God I'm bored.
(Well I thought it was funny)

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:58 am
by Shug
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:44 pm
by simon
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:56 pm
by woody
I spotted X5 5HUG on an old shape A4 in troon today
