He said and this is a direct quote no word of a lie (translation in bracketsfor the non ayrshire ppl)
"Yea I saw lot's of lotus's like yours with fancy paint jobs and some foreign plates, they where all fleeing (going fast) exept wan (one) of those vauxhall wan's (ones) he was dead slow kinda got in my way in my fiat estate!"
I asked what colour it was and he said
"it was a kinda boggin yella (not a very nice yellow colour)"
